FOR MORE, WE GO TO OUR SENIORPENTAGON CORRESPONDENT

JESSICA WILLIAMS.

JESSICA, THANK YOU FOR JOININGUS. I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)JESSICA! YOU HEARD THAT

DESCRIPTION THERE. JESSICA, HOWIS THIS NOT A WAR?

>> HEY, WAIT, WAR?

JON, YOU HEARD THE MAN!

IT'S A COUNTERTERRORISM STRATEGYINVOLVING OPEN AND DECLARED

ARMED CONFLICT.

OKAY?

>> Jon: RIGHT!

>> RIGHT.

>> Jon: THAT IS THE DICTIONARYDEFINITION OF WAR!

>> WAIT, JON, I DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT DICTIONARIES,

OKAY?

I'M JUST QUOTING A REFERENCEBOOK DETAILING THE MEANINGS OF

WORDS LISTED IN ALPHABETICALORDER.

>> Jon: NO, THAT'S A DICTIONARY.>> SO BACK OFF.

>> Jon: THAT'S JUST, ALLRIGHT.

>> WHAT?

>> Jon: WHAT IS THE LATEST ONTHIS KHORASAN GROUP?

>> KHORASAN GROUP? JON, THEY ARELIKE SO THIS MORNING.

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> THE REAL THREAT NOW IS FROM ANEWER ORGANIZATION THAT AS OF

LIKE FIVE HOURS AGO HASBROKEN AWAY FROM KHORASAN.

THEY CALL THEMSELVES AL-KILLYA ALL.

>> Jon: AL-KILL YA -- Y'ALL?>> YA ALL, JON.

>> Jon: YA ALL?>> IT'S ARABIC FOR YOU ALL.

>> Jon: OH.>> AND JON,

THEY'RE NOT PLAYING WITHTOOTHPASTE AND CLOTHING.

THEY'RE HITTING AMERICA WHERE ITHURTS, EXPLODING STARBUCKS GIFT

CARDS. AND JON, IDON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU

THAT IT'S PUMPKIN LATESEASON!

>> Jon: THOSE MONSTERS.MONSTERS!

>> I KNOW, PURE EVIL! PURE EVIL.PLUS, JON, I'M HEARING THAT

THEY CAN DETONATE (BLEEP)WITH THEIR MINDS, JON!

>> Jon: WITH THEIR MINDS?WELL, NOW I'M GROWING A

LITTLE MORE SKEPTICAL.

>> WHAT WHY? IT'S TRUE, JON,THEY'RE HARD CORE AND THEY'RE

NOT HALF AS SCARYAS AL-FA-AK-U-UP.

>> Jon: WHAT DID YOU --?>> WHAT?

>> Jon: ARE YOU SAYING -- WHATDID YOU?

>> WHAT, JON? I'M SAYINGAL-FA-AK-U-UP.

>> Jon: WHAT? AL-FA-AK-U-UP?>> YEAH.

>> Jon: IS THAT A NEW GROUP?>> YEAH.

>> Jon: WHO ARE THEY? >>THEY'RE A BREAK AWAY

BROTHER SISTER DUO FROMAL-KILL-YA-ALL.

>> Jon: SO, SO AL-FA-AK-U-UPSPLIT OFF FROM AL-KILL-YA-ALL

BUT NOW AL-FA-AK-U-UP IS THEULTIMATE TERROR GROUP.

>> WAIT, WAIT, ACTUALLY, JON,THEY'RE THE PENULTIMATE.

>> Jon: WHAT?>> BECAUSE JUST AS YOU WERE

TALKING A NEW TERRORISTGROUP JUST FORMED WITH ONE

MEMBER EACH FROM I.S.I.S.,AL-NUSRA, AL QAEDA, HAMAS,

ONE DIRECTION AND THE ZETAS DRUGCARTEL.

>> Jon: A SUPERGROUP UH?>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Jon: A SUPERGROUP?>> UH-HUH! THE SUPERIST.

>> Jon: WHAT'S THEIR JAM.

>> THEY LIKE TO HIJACK PLANES,JON, AND TAKE THEM TO CUBA.

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> THEY'RE REAL KICKING IT OLDSCHOOL, JON.

>> Jon: THEY REALLY ARE.>> VERY VINTAGE.

>> Jon: JESSICA, I THINK THEREAL TAKEAWAY FROM ALL OF THIS

IS WE'RE GOING TO BE AT WARFOREVER, AREN'T WE?

>> OH, NO, NO, NO, NOT FOREVER,JUST AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF

TIME THAT WILL CONTINUE INTOETERNITY.

>> Jon: THANK YOU,JESSICA.

JESSICA WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.