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Indecision 2008 - Positioning

Season 10 • 08/08/2005

Mitt Romney has decided that life begins when you decide to run for president.

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00:27

Moment of Zen - Walk Away
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Robert Novak doesn't like what James Carville has to say and storms off CNN.
08/04/2005
03:49

The Less You Know - Photos and Memos
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Bill O'Reilly gives lectures on torture to John "five years of drinking my own urine in a bamboo cage" McCain.
08/04/2005
05:40

Miles O'Brien
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Piece by piece, Miles O'Brien is working on building his own space shuttle.
08/04/2005
05:30

Good Ol' Boycott
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Like most issues involving race in the South, correspondent Stephen Colbert is sure that this is just a misunderstanding.
08/04/2005
05:34

Paul Rudd
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Paul Rudd presents Jon with Steve Carell's autographed copy of "Tuesdays with Morrie."
08/08/2005
02:03

Sandstorm
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Iraq couldn't work on writing their constitution because a sandstorm reduced visibility to zero.
08/08/2005
02:54

Hello Submarine
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A Russian submarine became entangled in some underwater cables, fishing nets, and, as always, a plastic soda can holder.
08/08/2005
00:19

Moment of Zen - Tom Brokaw
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Jon Stewart and Tom Brokaw share their thoughts on Tom's book, "The Greatest Generation."
08/08/2005
02:40

Sub Story
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The specter of Russian subs used to send American children hiding under their desks in terror. This one got caught in a fishing net.
08/08/2005
02:18

Road House
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Alaska will receive nearly $1 billion in transportation project funds thanks to Old Timey Beard Coalition president Don Young.
08/08/2005
03:21

Indecision 2008 - Positioning
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Mitt Romney has decided that life begins not at conception, not at birth, but when you decide to run for president.
08/08/2005
05:57

Kernel Knowledge
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The idea of using a mascot was a stroke of genius: Energizer has the bunny, Christians have Jesus and now ethanol has Corn Cob Bob.
08/09/2005
03:21

Headlines - Global Struggle Against Extremism
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The White House is in the process of revamping its slogan for whatever it is we're fighting now in the Middle East.
08/09/2005
04:26

Headlines - Welcome Home!
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We've always dreamed of going to space, transcending our terrestrial origin and reaching heavenward to achieve that greatest of discoveries human beings need most: space oil.
08/09/2005
05:20

Kate Hudson
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Kate Hudson talks with Jon about disciplining children rather than trying to reason with them.
08/09/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - War on Terror
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Footage of President Bush's speech on Washington's duty in the war on terror is spliced with footage of him sawing trees on vacation.
08/09/2005
03:21

I Ran So Far Away
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President George W. Bush is the only president in history who looks better the longer he stays in office.
08/10/2005
01:37

Headlines - War on Terrour
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Britain is upset with the terrorists in their country and refuses to refill their tea cups.
08/10/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Safe At Home
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New technology can differentiate a human from a gun.
08/10/2005
02:07

Should We Be Showing This?
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Terrorists are using the media to spread hate and Fox News demonstrates by showing a terrorist message of hate.
08/10/2005
02:23

Antipathy in the U.K.
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Growing up gay in Boston is worse than being a disconnected and alienated Muslim in London.
08/10/2005
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