Another Ranger of the Month?

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 09/25/2012
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Woody pampers Malloy as a new ranger's presence jeopardizes the cozy comforts of Brickleberry National Park. (1:41)

GREETING ALL THOSE TOURISTS,

'CAUSE YOU'RE THE CUTEST THINGON THE PLANET.

- MALLOY? WE DON'T WANT HIMTALKING TO ANYONE!

HE'S A DICK!

- EVEN YOUR WHISPERSSOUND FAT.

- HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

MALLOY DOES SO MANYTHOUGHTFUL THINGS FOR US.

- YEAH, LIKE WHAT?

- LIKE FOR STARTERS,

HE MADE THAT DELICIOUS BREAKFASTYOU ENJOYED THIS MORNING.

[shaking]

AND DON'T FORGET, HE PLANNEDTHAT SURPRISE PARTY FOR DENZEL.

- SURPRISE.

- BOTTOM LINE, IF WE DON'TGET THIS PARK IN SHAPE,

THEY'RE GONNASHUT DOWN BRICKLEBERRY!

SO, I'VE DECIDED TOHIRE SOMEONE

TO HELP GET THIS PARKBACK ON TRACK.

- A NEW RANGER?- OLD LADY, OLD LADY, OLD LADY.

- YES, A NEW RANGER.SHE WAS RANGER OF THE MONTH

AT YELLOWSTONE.- RANGER OF THE MONTH?

- [belching]

- [growling]

SORRY, THAT'SMY VAGINA GROWLING.

- WELL, OKAY, UH...I--I'M REALLY EXCITED TO--

- [growling]

- I'M REALLY--- [growling]

- EXCITED--- [growling]

- EXCITED TO WORK--- YOU, YOU'RE NO DEN MOTHER.

YOU WERE HERE TO TAKEMY RANGER OF THE MONTH TITLE

ALL ALONG.- THAT SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY

THAT THAT'S WHATSHE'S HERE FOR, YOU MORON.

- YOU KEEP A BEAR CUBIN THE RANGER STATION?

- WELL, STEVE BROUGHT HIM HERE,BUT I RAISED HIM AS MY OWN.

HE'S A HOUSE BEAR.

- THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS A HOUSE BEAR.

- [munching]- WHAT IS HE EATING?

THIS DIET WILL TAKE YEARSOFF HIS LIFE, WOODY.

A BEAR CUB'S DIETSHOULD CONSIST

OF BERRIES, MILLER MOTHS,AND GRASS.

- WELL, THE NEWGIRL'S ANNOYING.

- FORGIVE ME, MALLOY.I FAILED YOU.

NO MORE JUNK FOODFOR YOU, SNUGGLY BEAR.

- YOU TOOK AWAYSOMETHING I LOVE.

NOW I WILL TAKE AWAYSOMETHING YOU LOVE.

[vibrating]

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