Kyle Grooms - Glasses

  • Season 11 , Ep 6
  • 01/25/2007
  • Views: 6,192

Kyle Grooms got smarter since he started wearing glasses. (2:43)

A LOT OF PEOPLE I KNOW AND LOVE IN THIS ROOM, MAN,

AND THEY KNOW ME,AND THAT'S WHAT'S COOL,YOU KNOW. YEAH.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

IT FEELS GOOD WHEN PEOPLE KNOW YOU, RIGHT?

'CAUSE WHEN YOU WALK AROUND IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE JUDGE YOU.

THEY THINK THEY KNOW YOU JUST 'CAUSE OF HOW YOU LOOK.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS SO SERIOUS

'TIL I STARTEDWEARING GLASSES, RIGHT?

'CAUSE I STARTEDWEARING GLASSES,

PEOPLE STARTED SAYING I LOOK SMART.

I'M LIKE, HUH, I AIN'T SMART, I CAN'T SEE.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I AIN'T GO TO HARVARD.I WENT TO LENS CRAFTERS.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

I'M SAYING WHY GO TO SCHOOL FOUR YEARS I COULD LOOK SMART

- IN ABOUT AN HOUR? - [LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE JUDGE YOU WHEN YOU WEAR GLASSES.

BROTHERS THINK I'M ASNITCH SOMETIMES, RIGHT?

I GO TO BUY WEED, LIKE, "NAH MAN, HE PROBABLY A SNITCH.

- "HE GOT ON GLASSES. - [LAUGHTER]

GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING, MAN."

I WOULD HATE TO LOSE A FIGHT,

ESPECIALLY IF I'M WEARING GLASSES.

'CAUSE AT SOME POINT MY GLASSES GONNA GET KNOCKED OFF.

AND I WOULD HATE TO HAVE SOMEBODY WALK AROUND

IN THE STREETS TALK ABOUT, "DUDE, I KNOCKED HIS GLASSES

- OFF HIS FACE."- [LAUGHTER]

AND IF A WOMAN THERE,SHE GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL

REAL BAD, RIGHT, 'CAUSE Y'ALL HAVE SYMPATHY ON PEOPLE.

Y'ALL BE LIKE, "WHY YOU DO THAT?

- SOMEBODY GET HIS GLASSES." - [LAUGHTER]

THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD, RIGHT?

THEN SHE CHASTISE THE DUDE WHO DID IT.

"WHY YOU HIT HIM? YOU KNOW HE WEAR GLASSES.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HE CAN'T FIGHT. HE CAN'T EVEN SEE."

WEARING GLASSES MESSED ME UP WITH HIP-HOP, RIGHT.

'CAUSE I GREW UP HIP-HOP, I WIN EVERY STYLE OF HIP-HOP.

I HAD ADIDAS HIGH-TOP PHASE, AFRICAN MEDALLIONS.

BUT THE STYLE TURNED GANGSTA, THAT'S WHEN I HAD TO QUIT.

FOR REAL, 'CAUSE OF THE GLASSES, MAN.

YOU CAN'T BE GANGSTA WITH A STIGMATISM.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

- AND I-- THANK YOU. - [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

AND I LOVE GRIMY MUSIC BUT I CAN'T BE A THUG.

WHAT AM I DO, ROB BOOKSTORES, RIGHT,

BE LIKE, "PUT THE BESTSELLERS IN THE BAG!

"GIVE ME THE HARRY POTTERS, TOO!

"YOU BETTER GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER,

I'M GONNA BE OVER HEREIN PERIODICALS."

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