Jeremy Hotz - Games

  • Season 3 , Ep 3
  • 06/20/2000
  • Views: 5,557

Battleship is the easiest game to cheat at. (2:01)

YOU'RE SO YOUNG, HUH?

YOU'RE STILLIN YOUR 20s, RIGHT?

LUCKY GIRL.

ONCE YOU HIT 30,YOUR LIFE CHANGES.

ALL THE 30-YEAR-OLDSKNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

YOU HIT 30, YOU DON'T RUNFOR THE BUS ANYMORE.

YOU GET ABOUT HALFWAY AND GO,"OH, THERE'S OTHER BUSES.

"I'M 30.THIS IS GARBAGE.

I'M TAKING A CAB TO THE BUS."

SO LUCKY,THE YOUNGER GENERATION.

HOW WE GOT BURNED,IF YOU'RE OVER 30--

YOU HAD WAY BETTER GAMESWHEN YOU WERE A KID THEN WE HAD.

WE HAD GARBAGE.

OH, YEAH.YOU HAD SEGA.

WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT.WE HAD PONG.

SEE THIS GUY KNOWS, MAN.HE KNOWS.

YEAH, WHAT A MISERABLE GAMETHAT WAS,

TWO STICKS AND A LITTLE BALL.

DOOT, DOOT, DOOT.

YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES.IT STILL PLAYS IN YOUR HEAD.

THAT'S WHY I HAVE ASTIGMATISM.

ALL THOSE OLD BOARD GAMES,WE PLAYED THEM.

THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO.WE DIDN'T HAVE OPTIONS.

MONOPOLY:WE ALL PLAYED THAT GAME.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PROPERTYIN MONOPOLY?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO OWN?

BOARDWALK.EVERYONE SAYS THAT.

I LIKE BALTICAND MEDITERRANEAN THE BEST.

SO I PLAY "SIT BACKWITH ALL THE CHEAP PROPERTIES."

SLUMLORD!

"WHERE'S MY FOUR BUCKS, PAL?

"COUGH IT UP, GRANDMA.

BITCH, I'LL TURN OFF THE HEAT."

BATTLESHIP:REMEMBER THAT GAME?

[laughter]

I LOVED BATTLESHIP.

EASIEST GAME IN THE WORLDTO CHEAT AT, WASN'T IT?

WE ALL DID IT.SHUT UP.

"E-4."

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