Nick Kroll - Tweet-Off

Season 1 , Ep 103 11/06/10 Views: 8,108

Doug Benson and Nick Kroll engage in a spontaneously great thing to do -- a Tweet Off. (2:01)

- OH, HEY, DOUG.

- WHAT DO YOU SAYWE HAVE A TWEET-OFF?

- OH, THAT SEEMS LIKE ASPONTANEOUSLY GREAT THING TO DO.

- LET'S GO BACK AND FORTHREADING SOME TWEETS.

- CAN I TELL YOU WHATTHE PASSWORD TO MY IPHONE IS?

- HAVE YOU EVER PUT A PASSWORDON A THING,

AND IT GOES,"THAT PASSWORD IS WEAK"?

- [laughs]- LIKE, IT FEELS

LIKE YOU'RE TALKINGTO SOME STONER,

DRUGGED-OUT DUDE GOING,"PASSWORD'S WEAK."

- THAT PASSWORD IS WEAK.- THAT PASSWORD IS SO WEAK.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

UM, "THEY SHOULD PUT RANDYQUAID'S FACE ON EVERY PRODUCT

THAT HAS NUTS IN IT."

#BECAUSEHEIS

- [laughs]

- #ALLEGEDLY

- PROTECT YOURSELF.

- I'M COVERING MY ASSEVEN ON TWITTER.

both: YEAH.

- GET MY TWITTER LAWYERON HERE.

- HE MIGHT NOT REALLY BE CRAZY.

- I READ THAT TWEETTHAT YOU WROTE TODAY.

YOU WROTE THAT TWEET TODAYOR YESTERDAY.

- YEAH, THIS [bleep] IS FRESH.[sniffing]

- YEAH.UH, OKAY, READY?

- UH-HUH.- "JUST OVERHEARD ON THE TRAIN--

"'I LOVE THAT KID.

"BUT YOU DON'T WANTTO LIVE WITH TOENAIL.'

SO, FYI,TOENAIL EQUALS BAD ROOMMATE."

[laughter]

- THE NICKNAME TOENAIL

PROBABLY IS ENOUGHOF AN INDICATOR.

- EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN LIVINGWITH TOENAIL,

I WEAR FLIP-FLOPSIN THE SHOWER.

- OH, TOENAIL.

- TOENAIL,YOU ARE INCORRIGIBLE.

- UH, "I BOUGHTA NEW TOOTHBRUSH TODAY.

"MY OLD ONEWILL BE AVAILABLE SOON

AT A GOODWILL OUTLETNEAR ME."

[laughter]

PEOPLE WROTE BACK TO ME,

"EW, WHY WOULD THEY BUYA USED TOOTHBRUSH?"

OH,THANKS FOR GETTING JOKES.

- EXCEPT FOR LIKE @TOENAIL,BEING LIKE,

"WHICH GOODWILL, BRO?"

'MEMBER?'CAUSE OF HIS HYGIENE PROBLEMS?

- GO AHEAD.- OKAY.

"IN MY NEXT LIFE,I'M COMING BACK AS AS VUVUZELA

SO I CAN BE REALLY ANNOYINGAND STILL GET BLOWN A LOT."

[applause]

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