Finesse Mitchell - Walking Fast

  • Season 11 , Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 8,465

Please don't walk slow in New York City. (1:32)

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

AND IF ANYBODY EVER VISITS NEW YORK,

I JUST WANT TO SAY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN TALK SLOW WHEN YOU COME UP HERE.

YOU CAN EAT SLOW WHEN YOU COME UP HERE.

BUT PLEASE, DO NOT WALK SLOW.

DO NOT WALK SLOW IN NEW YORK CITY.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NEW YORK CITYHAS THE FASTEST WALKERS IN THE WORLD.

YOU COME OUT HEREWITH YOUR LITTLE CAMERA

AND YOU BE TAKING YOUR LITTLE TIME.

SOMEBODY FROM BROOKLYN COME UP BEHIND YOU

- AND SHANK YOU LIKE YOU ON-- - [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, SON.

OFFICER, I WAS JUST ASSAULTED. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

HE HAD ON A BUSINESS SUIT AND TIMBERLANDS.

SOMETIMES I'M SCARED TO COME OF MY HOUSE SOMETIMES.

I'M RIGHT DOWN THERE ON 42nd,

AND THEY GOT ONE OF THOSE REVOLVING DOORS.

AND I SEE PEOPLEWALKING SO FAST,

I DON'T WALK THAT FAST.

AND I JUST BE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL,

JUST WATCHING PEOPLE. AND THEN I SEE AN OPENING. SO IT'S LIKE DOUBLE DUTCH.

I GET EXCITED.I GO, OOH, OKAY.

I SEE IT. I SEE IT. I SEE IT. I SEE--

OKAY, I'M GOING. I'M GOING. I'M GOING.

YO, THAT'S MY TIME. MY NAME IS FINESSE MITCHELL. I REALLY ENJOYED Y'ALL.

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