Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 01/11/2011
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(Patrice)UGHH, BORING...

STUPID.

UGHH, BORING... THISREALLY--THIS STINKS!

(man on tv)OOH, YEAH, BABY...THAT'S IT.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

I DON'T KNOW.(man on tv)THAT'S IT!

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'REWRESTLING... NAKED.

AND ONE OF THEMHAS A BAD CUT.

IT LOOKS LIKESHE'S GONNA GET HER(bleep)HOLE KICKED!

NO, I THINK THECHICK'S WINNING.

I MEAN, SHE'S ON TOP.

MM-MM, I FEELSORRY FOR THAT DUDE.

IF WOMEN SEE HIM GETBEAT UP BY A LADY,

HE'LL NEVER GET LAID!

DUDE, BE QUIET...PAY ATTENTION.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THESEMOVES ARE GONNA COME INHANDY DURING A FIGHT.

AH-HA, THE LADY DID WIN.

REALLY, HOW CAN YOU TELL?

'CAUSE THE FIGHT'S OVERAND THE GUY'S UNCONSCIOUS.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBEWE SHOULD PRACTICE.

LET'S GO.

UH-HUH, NOWWHAT DO WE DO?

I GUESS I'M SUPPOSEDTO PULL YOUR HAIR,

AND YOU CALL ME "BABY."

(Denis Leary)YOU EVER GET ON A PLANE...

THERE'S THE TWONIGHTMARES, RIGHT?

THE FAT GUY.

THAT SUCKS... THESWEATY FAT GUY, RIGHT?

WE'VE ALL HADTHAT GUY, RIGHT?

AND THE FOLDS OF HISFAT ARE, LIKE,

LEANING OVER ONYOUR (bleep).

THAT'S THE WORST.

THE BIG SWEATY FAT--ANDHE'S EATING ALL THE TIME.

YOU EVER SIT NEXTTO A FAT GUY THATBRINGS HIS OWN FOOD?

OH, MAN.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGHFOOD IN THE AIRPLANEFOR YOU, FATSO?

BUT THE SECOND WORST ONEIS THE ONE I HAD TODAY.

THE WOMAN WHOWON'T SHUT UP.

SITTING BEHINDME, AT 24...

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA...

THINKS SHE'S THE MOSTINTERESTING BROAD INTHE HISTORY OF BROADS.

NO!

FIVE HOURS SHE TALKED FOR.

I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP,I WAS EXHAUSTED.

"I WORK AT THE TRAVEL CHANNEL,IT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

"I FLY ALL OVER THE WORLDAND TRAVEL, TRAVEL.

THIS AND THAT, TRAVELTHAT, TRAVEL..."

THE GUY SITTING NEXT TOHER WASN'T HER BOYFRIEND.

REGULAR GUY, WAS LIKE"UHHH... UHHH..."

AND I'M TRYING TO SLEEP,BUT SHE WON'T SHUT UP.

"I FLY ALL OVER THEWORLD AND TRAVEL..."

AND FINALLY, SHEFALLS ASLEEP.

AND I'M WIDE (bleep)AWAKE, ASS(bleep).

AND WHAT'S WITHTHE PILOTS?

THEY HAVE TO COME ON ANDTELL YOU EVERYTHING THEY DO?

FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT?

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAINSPEAKING AND, UH,

WE'RE GONNA BE FLYING...RIGHT NOW TO BOSTON AND,UH, WE'LL BE FLYING

OVER COLORADO, AND OVERCHICAGO AND DOWN THE EAST

COAST AND, UH, I'LL BECHECKING IN WITH YOU

FROM TIME TO TIME.

UH, THIS IS THE CAPTAINAGAIN AND, UH, JUST WANTED

TO LET YOU KNOW YOUCAN UNFASTEN YOURSEAT BELTS NOW.

IT SHOULD BE SMOOTH SAILINGFOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS.

UH, THIS IS YOURCAPTAIN AGAIN.

UH, I'M WEARING BLUEPANTS AND A WHITE SHIRT.

I'M A BIG FAN OFWRESTLING AND, UH,

MY FRIENDS CALL ME NICK.

SHUT THE (bleep) UP ANDFLY THE (bleep) PLANE!

I DON'T WANT TO HEARANY (bleep) REPORTS

UNLESS WE'RE GOINGDOWN, ALL RIGHT?

IF WE'RE GOINGDOWN, I WANNA HEAR,

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE,OKAY, SEE YOU LATER."

THAT'S ALL--THAT'SALL I NEED, OKAY?

I WORK AT THE TRAVELCHANNEL... IT'SREALLY INTERESTING.

I FLY ALL OVER THE WORLDAND TRAVEL, TRAVEL...

THIS AND THAT,TRAVEL THAT...

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