Reggie McFadden - Pornos

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 12/14/1998
  • Views: 11,831

Every man's fantasy is to be alone with naked women. (1:39)

I LIKE LESBIANS.

THAT'S MY FANTASY--

TO BE ALONE WITH SOME LESBIANS.

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

THAT ONLY HAPPENIN THE PORNO FLICKS, RIGHT?

THAT'S EVERY MAN'S FANTASYTO BE LIKE

ALONE WITH, LIKE,FIVE BUTT-NAKED WOMEN.

THAT'S WHY PORNOS ARE DOINGSO WELL, MAN. IT'S FANTASY.

THEY JUST OPENEDA VIDEO SHOP ON MY CORNER--

JUST ADDED A PORNO SECTIONTO THE BACK

AND IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY,TOO, 'CAUSE GUYS

REALLY WANT TO GOIN THE PORNO SECTION

BUT THEY GOT TO STAND AROUNDTHE ACTION ADVENTURES, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW,TILL THE COAST IS CLEAR.

OH, ( bleep ) IT.

YOU KNOW,COME BACK WITH TAPES.

I WATCH THEM NOW AND THEN.

IF I GO TO THE SHOP,I GET TWO REGULAR MOVIES

AND ONE PORNO FLICK.

I ALWAYS GETTHE TWO REGULAR MOVIES

JUST SO THE CASHIERWON'T THINK I'M FULL PERVERT.

YOU DON'T WANT HER THINKING THAT

'CAUSE SHE'LL START TALKINGABOUT YOUR ASS, YOU KNOW.

"HERE HE COMES."

"NO, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?"

I SAW THIS ONE DUDE,LIKE, YOU KNOW

COME IN WITH, LIKE, FOUR TAPES.

RIGHT, HE RETURNED FOUR

AND THEN CHECKED OUTTHREE NEW ONES.

HE MUST HAVE BEENWHACKING OFF ALL WEEK.

HE HAD NO ENERGY.

HE CAN'T EVEN CARRY THE BOXES.COME WALKING...

"RING IT UP.

I'VE GOT THINGS TO DOAND PEOPLE TO SEE."

I GOT TO GO.

LISTEN, YOU GUYS HAVE BEENA WONDERFUL CROWD.

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