#HashtagWars - #NicerRap

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Inspired by a Canadian graffiti artist's polite spin on N.W.A. lyrics, Lauren Ash, Nico Santos and Colton Dunn give hip hop a family-friendly makeover. (1:46)

And now it's, now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering and applause)

Reddit is being whipped upinto a frenzy today

over this anti-police,anti-profanity graffiti

that was spotted in Canada:

Darn the police.

Darn them.

Darn the police.

(applause)

Well... you want to know what,Canada?

I'm getting really gosh dangsick of you honkin' around

with popular rap lyrics

from my home country, gadnabbit.

So why don't you stick yerkeisters in a tub a' poutine,

and lick a loonie,you maple-swilling,

universal healthcare-havin'leaf-huggin', soda-pop headed,

back-bacon kerfuffle hosers!

(cheers and applause)

This got me thinking about morecordial ways to be hard, hard,

which is why tonight's hashtagis #NicerRap.

Examples might be,Notorious H-U-G.

Or (bleep) the police, then fallasleep in each other's arms.

-Uh...-(laughter)

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

Nico.

Uh, Dr. Dre Medicine Woman.

HARDWICK:Points.

Colton.

Kanye's sweater vest.

HARDWICK:Points.

Lauren.

♪ My neck, my back

I'm really looking forwardto this massage.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Nico.

Mundane clown posse.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Lauren.

I've got Ho Hosin different area codes.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

Colton.

Nice cube.

HARDWICK:Nice. Very good.

Lauren.

Lil Wayne Newton.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

-I'm picturing it, I love it.Colton. -ASH: It's cute.

I've got 99 problemsand they're all manageable.