Andy Samberg - Gay Dad

Johann, Crawford, Shea, Samberg Season 8, Ep 0811 01/07/2005 Views: 45,795

Andy Samberg was surprised when a woman started flirting aggressively with him on the dance floor. (1:31)

YOU GUYS, I FIRST SUSPECTED THATMY FATHER WAS GAY WHEN I ASKED

HIM TO PICK A NUMBER BETWEENONE AND 10 AND HE WAS ALL,

"I'M GAY!"YEAH.

THAT'S WHEN I FIRST GREWSUSPICIOUS.

MY DAD HATES THAT JOKE.

MY MOM THINKS IT'S REALLY FUNNYTHOUGH.

[LAUGHTER]EVERY TIME I COME HOME NOW,

"WHERE'S YOUR GAY DAD?""GAY DAD'S IN THE KITCHEN!"

THAT'S NOT HOW MY MOM TALKS,SORRY MOM.

[WHISPERS] YES, IT IS.

[LAUGHTER]ANYWAYS UH, YOU GUYS I WAS OUT

AT A DANCE CLUB DANCING AS IMENTIONED I LIKE TO DANCE SO

IT'S TOTALLY LINKING TOGETHERNOW.

I WAS OUT DANCING AND THIS JUSTRIDICULOUS SMOKING HOT GIRL

COMES UP AND STARTS DANCINGLIKE NEAR ME AND I WAS LIKE,

OKAY DON'T EVEN TRIP,IT'S KIND OF COOL.

AND THEN SHE STARTS MOVING INCLOSER, KIND OF LIKE FREAKING UP

ON ME AND I'M LIKE, OH MY GOD!

THAT IS GOOD, DON'T EVEN WORRYABOUT IT, WE'RE DANCING.

AND THEN SHE LEANS IN ANDSHE'S LIKE, "LET'S GET OUT OF

HERE."

AND I'M LIKE, "OH MY GOD, YES,YES, YES, WE'RE LEAVING."

AND I TAKE HER HAND AND SHE LIKEWEAVES THROUGH THE CLUB AND WE

GO OUT INTO THE ALLEYWAY AND SHETHROWS ME UP AGAINST THE WALL

AND WE START MAKING OUT.

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HERTONGUE SHOOTS INTO MY MOUTH

AND OUT THE BACK OF MY HEADAND I'M ALL, [TSKS] "SPECIES!

[LAUGHTER]I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

YOU'RE MUCH TOO GOOD LOOKINGFOR ME SPECIES."

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUY'S MY NAME ISANDY, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.