Mike Sweeney - MCI

Paul Mooney & Mike Sweeney Season 1, Ep 0156 02/24/1992 Views: 707

Sprint just keeps hounding Mike. (1:20)

CAN WE KNOCK THAT OFF?

YOU KNOW THEY SPENT FIVE HOURS

LOOKING FOR THE ONE SONGTHAT MOST REPRESENTS

WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT.

LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO CALL UP

AND GO, "WOW, JOEL'SINTO FUSION JAZZ!

MAYBE I WILL GO OUT WITH HIM."

PLEASE.

WE HAVE TOO MANYPHONE COMPANIES NOW.

WHOSE IDEA WAS ITTO BREAK UP AT&T?

SPRINT AND M.C.I.KEEP BUGGING ME.

I GOT A CALL A MONTH AGO.

I'M, LIKE, "HELLO.

"OH, M.C.I., WHAT IS IT NOW?

"YES, I'M STILL WITH SPRINT.

OH, YOU'LL PAINT MY APARTMENT?"

( laughter )

"NO, YOU CAN'TCOME OVER RIGHT NOW.

SPRINT'S HERE DOING MY LAUNDRY."

( applause )

DON'T EVER SWITCH COMPANIES.

I MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE.

I LEFT SPRINT FOR M.C.I.

AND NOW SPRINT IS WORSE

THAN ANY EX-GIRLFRIENDI HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

I'M AFRAIDTO ANSWER THE PHONE NOW.

"HELLO-- OH, SPRINT,THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

"NO, YOU'VE GOTTO STOP CALLING HERE.

"LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,IT WASN'T YOU, OKAY?

"IT WAS ME-- I CHANGED.

"IT WAS TOO MUCH TOO SOON.

"I HAD TO HIT THE BRAKES.

"NO, YOU CAN'T COME OVER!

"NOW, LOOK, YOU DID NOTLEAVE PHONE JACKS HERE.

STOP IT."