JB Smoove - Pyoon

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 08/08/2010
  • Views: 5,939

Pyoon is the fastest sh*t on Earth, and JB Smoove encourages everyone to use it. (1:15)

- LET ME SEE YOU GETQUICK ONE TIME.

LET ME SEE HOW FASTYO' ASS IS.

GIVE ME A LITTLE SOMETHINGREAL QUICK.

LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.[scratching]

[electronic drums]

[scratches]- OH, YOU FAST.

I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

- PFFT.- YOU'RE FAST.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH.- WHAT'S THAT?

- YO' ASS AIN'T PUNE.

LOOK AT YOUR CONFUSED ASSRIGHT NOW.

YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT THE HELL PUNE IS!

YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELLPUNE IS?

WHEN SOMEBODY SAY PUNE?- NO, TELL ME.

- BOY, PUNE IS THE FASTEST[bleep] ON EARTH.

YOU EVER HEARSOMEBODY SAY PUNE...

THEIR ASS BEEN GONE!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

PUNE!

LOT OF GUYS IN JAILGOT PUNE STORIES.

THEY ASK YOU TO WRESTLE.THEY CALL YOU FROM PRISON.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, TONY?

"WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED THIS TIME?"

"MAN, YOU AIN'TGONNA BELIEVE THIS.

"I WENT IN THAT BANKAND ROBBED THAT BANK,

"TOOK ALL THAT DAMN MONEY.

"WENT OUTSIDE,HOPPED IN THE CAR.

"WENT DOWN MAIN STREET,TURNED DOWN ELM STREET,

AND, GOD DAMN IT,I WAS PUNE!"

"WHAT THE HELLYOU DOING IN JAIL?"

- "MAN, I RAN OUT OF GAS.GOD DAMN!"

FELLAS, FEEL FREETO USE "PUNE"

ANY TIME YOU WANTTO USE IT, MAN.

GIRL'S TRYINGTO SET YOUR ASS UP,

USE PUNE!

"RODNEY, I THINKI'M PREGNANT."

"OH, REALLY?

PUNE!"

[cheers and applause]

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