Heart-to-Heart on the Swings

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 10/24/2013
  • Views: 2,122

Adam confronts his lady love about her new man, Andrew Santino. (1:31)

- ALL RIGHT, WELL,WE'RE ON THE SWING SET.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

- I'M HAPPY...

FOR THE FIRST TIMEIN MY ENTIRE LIFE RIGHT NOW.

I PERSONALLY DON'T SEEWHAT YOU SEE

IN THAT PILE OF LEAVESAND STICKS

THAT IS A HUMAN BEINGCALLED ANDREW SANTINO.

IT'S HIS DICK, ISN'T IT?

IS HIS DICKBIGGER THAN MINE?

IS THAT WHAT THISIS ALL ABOUT?

IT'S ALL ABOUT DICKSWITH YOU LADIES.

- I'VE NEVER SEEN YOUR DICK.

AND HIS DICK IS, UH--

I'M--I'M NOT GONNA TALKABOUT DICKS--

- HE'S GOT A HUGE DICK,DOESN'T HE?

- I'M NOT GONNA TALKABOUT DICKS RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

- HE'S GOT A MONSTER.IS IT LIKE--

- ADAM, WE NEVER--WE NEVER DATED.

SO PLEASE STOP TRYINGTO RUIN

MY RELATIONSHIPS.- OH!

OH, MY GOD!

YOU'RE LYING TO ME,AND THAT TURNS ME ON MORE.

- OH, GOD, OKAY.- GETTING ME RILED.

- ALL RIGHT,YOU KISSED ME ONE TIME...

- I'LL DO THAT AGAIN.- AFTER NOT PAYING--AFTER--

- I'LL DO THAT AGAIN.

- YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAYFOR MY FRO-YO!

- I-I ONLY HADWALKING AROUND MONEY.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT,YOU GET OBSESSED WITH THINGS.

YOU DON'T REALLY CAREABOUT ME.

- OKAY, CYNTHIA,FIRST OF ALL,

I LOVE YOUMORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE,

BESIDES MY FISH TANK.

SECOND OF ALL, I DO NOT GETOBSESSED WITH THINGS.

THIRDLY OF ALL,

WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER,BUT THAT'S UP TO YOU.

I'M PUTTING THAT BALLIN YOUR COURT.

DRIBBLE IT. DUNK IT.DO YOU.

FOURTH OF ALL,YOGURT?

I'M [bleep]ING OBSESSEDWITH YOGURT.

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING MEABOUT YOGURT.

I, LIKE, ALMOST FORGOTALL ABOUT YOGURT.

I'VE BEEN IN, LIKE,

A REAL PEPPER JACK CHEESEPHASE LATELY,

AND I HAVEN'T REALLY GONEBACK TO FRO-YO,

BUT FRO-YO IS SO GOOD.

PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT IT.YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE'RE GETTING SOME FRO-YO.

DALE'S FRO-YO SHOP?DO YOU GUYS HAVE FRO-YO?

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