My name is Joe Pera.
Last summer I w-- I wasemployed as an intern.
And I learned thatbeing an intern
is a lot like beinga foster child.
Because they careabout your development.
But not really.
-However, on my lastday of work my boss
was nice enough totake me out for lunch.
Looking at the menu pricesthough, all I could think about
were four monthsof unpaid labor.
Would I like avocado on mysalad for an additional dollar?
-My-- my sex move of choiceis called the maple syrup.
It's when aftermaking love to a girl,
you let her fall peacefullyasleep, and you leave.
You go outside to thewoods behind your house
and you gather thebuckets of maple sap
that's been collectingfrom the trees.
You then bring it inside andboil it down on the stove,
extracting the hard sugars.
Then the next morning,you serve it to her
over a hot stack ofbuttermilk pancakes.
It's a lot of workbut it's worth it.