The dating game showwhere two sexual women
guess how theirrelationship
with three eligiblebachelors might end.
Let's meet ourcontestants.
Amy, tell us a littlebit about yourself.
Okay, um,well, I'm a--
I'm 31 years old.
I'm from Columbus, Ohio.
And I enjoy repeatingthe same mistakes
over and over againand never growing.
Larissa, I understandyou're from Indiana?
That's right andromantically, I do have a type
and that's anyone whoreminds me of my dad.
Ho-ho, Papa,can you hear me?
Okay, let's play.
Here's our firstbachelor.
Hi, my name's Brent.
I'm an accountantfrom Atlanta.
So Amy, how do you see thisrelationship ending?
Okay, uh, we'll go onthree terrible dates
and, uh, he'll make me orderappetizers as entrees
and even though I'm mildlydisgusted by him
it'll bother me that I neverhear from him again.
I could believe that.
Uh, I think we'd probably goout for about two months.
And then I would discover thathe writes movie reviews
for a whitesupremacist website.
Let's see whatBrent has to say.
My favorite moviewas "Lincoln."
I thoughtDaniel Day-Lewis
was incredible asthat war criminal.
Larissa, you'reon the board.Whoo!
Let's meet ournext bachelor.
Hey, my name is Ryan.
I'm from the Bronx andI work at Fill-a-Bear.
A lot of people mishearthat as Build-a-Bear.
But Fill-a-Bearis different.
See I empty outold Teddy Bears
and then I sell thecarcasses to Build-a-Bear.
Well, first of all, I willfall in love with Brent
because he lookslike my dad,
uh, which willcause me to turn
into a hoarderlike my mother...
Ten seconds Larissa.
Oh, uh, and then, uh, we'llhave a huge fight one day
when he throws outone of my treasures,
an umbrella thatsays Advil on it
and then he walks outof my life forever
and I call my dad...
Okay, after datingfor about six months
I accidentallyget pregnant
and even though we're notreally together anymore
he won't let meget an abortion?
Well, let's see whatRyan has to say.
I would never paychild support.
But I'm stronglypro-life.
Don't argue with me
'cause I'm not smart enoughto defend my position.
Amy, you nailed it.
Let's check out ourfinal bachelor.
I work at theApple Genius Bar.
Amy, how do yousee this ending?
Okay, um, I think I'vegot this one, Tom.
We'll date forabout eight months
and then I'll opena folder on his desktop
and find 400 photosof Daniel Radcliffe.
Amy, I'm gonna stopyou right there.
You're absolutely right.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's happened a lot.
Congratulations,Amy, you win.
Join us next week for anotherepisode of "How..."
Hey, dad, it's me.
Well, I lost just likeyou said I would.
Yeah, I can callyou back later.