Finesse Mitchell - Meeting Halle Berry

  • Season 11, Ep 11
  • 02/22/2007
  • Views: 5,099

Finesse practiced all night to meet Halle Berry. (2:17)

YES. YES. I'M CELEBRATING.

I JUST FINISHED MY THIRD YEAR ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

- YES. SO I'M--- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ONE THING I HAVE LEARNEDFROM THAT SHOW IS THAT

I AM TOO STAR STRUCKTO BE ON IT. I AM TOO--

MAN NOW, LISTEN.CHECK ME OUT.

MY FIRST SEASON, THE SECOND WEEKI WENT FROM DOING JOKES IN L.A.

TO BEING ON SNL. AND HALLE BERRY WAS THE HOST. HALLE BERRY WAS THE HOST.

I'M LIKE THAT CLOSE TO HALLE BERRY.

NOW, WE DIDN'T HAVE NO ORIENTATION.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHATTHEY EXPECTED ME TO SAYWHEN I GOT THE CHANCE

TO BE IN FRONT OF HALLE BERRY.

BUT I WAS HOME ALL NIGHT PRACTICING.

I WAS LIKE, DON'T MESS UP.HERE WE GO, FINESSE. HERE WE GO.

HEY, HALLE. HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO MEET-- NO, EVERYBODY SAY THAT.

BE DIFFERENT. BE DIFFERENT. HEY, LOOK, HALLE, LISTEN.

I HEARD ABOUT THATERIC BONNET THING, GIRL.

OH, I DON'T KNOW HER LIKE THAT.

YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIKE THAT. DON'T SAY THAT, DON'T SAY THAT.

OH, I KNOW. CATWOMAN. RARRR! WHAT'S UP?

NO, THAT'S CORNY. DON'T SAY THAT.

DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT EVER IN YOUR LIFE AGAIN.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, FELLAS,

IT DON'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PRACTICE.

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY THAT BEAUTIFUL IN PERSON,

IT NEVER COMES OUT THE WAY YOU REHEARSED.

'CAUSE I WENT TO WORK THE NEXT DAY AND WHEN THEY SAY,

"FINESSE, YOU WANT TO GOSAY HELLO TO HALLE?

SHE'S IN THAT ROOM THERE." AND I WAS LIKE, "BY MYSELF?"

AND THEY WAS LIKE, "YEAH, GO ON IN AND SAY HELLO."

I WAS LIKE "I'M ABOUT TO GO SEE MISS BERRY.

I'M ABOUTTO GO SEE HALLE BERRY."

THEY SAY, "STOP TALKING LIKE A SLAVE AND GO ON IN."

I SAID, "OKAY, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY."

AND I OPENED UP THE DOOR.I WALKED ON IN,

AND THERE SHE WAS SITTING AND SMILING.

SHE GOT UP, WALKED OVER TO ME, PUT HER HAND ON MY ARM.

"HEY, FINESSE. I SAW THE FIRST SHOW.

"YOU WERE GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO WORK WITH YOU.

ARE YOU EXCITED? I'M EXCITED."

I WAS LIKE "I WANT TO [BLEEP] YOU. OOH!

OH WAIT A MINUTE. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. COME BACK.

I'M NEW. I'M NEW. IT'S JUST MY SECOND WEEK.

WE DIDN'T HAVE NO ORIENTATION.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN SAY AND WHAT I CAN'T SAY.

CATWOMAN. RARRR! YOU KNOW? NO, IT'S TOO LATE. ALL RIGHT.

SO THAT WAS JUST ONE OF MY MANY PROBATIONS.

TOO STAR STRUCK, MAN. NOW-- NOW CHECK THIS OUT.

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