Margaret Smith - Year of the Woman

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 06/04/1999
  • Views: 1,565

Women aren't going to get another year. (1:32)

TOOK US HUNDREDS OF YEARS

TO GET ONE YEAR OF THE WOMAN.

THEN WHEN WE GET A YEAR

ONE OF US CUTSHER HUSBAND'S PENIS OFF.

I DON'T THINKWE'RE GETTING ANOTHER YEAR.

THERE'S A LITTLE CELEBRATIONGOT OUT OF HAND, HUH?

CRAZY THING-- CUTS IT OFF

THEN TAKES ITFOR A LITTLE SPIN-A-RONI.

YEAH, AND WINGS ITOUT THE WINDOW

INTO THE BUSHES.

YOU KNOW SHE PUT AN ARC ON IT

'CAUSE THAT'S HOWYOU GET DISTANCE.

THEN THE COPS GOTHOT ON THE TRAIL.

CAN YOU JUST SEE TWO COPSSTANDING OVER THAT THING?

ARGUING ABOUT WHO'S GOINGTO PUT IT IN THE BAG.

IT'S NOT LIKEONE COULD SAY TO THE OTHER

"YOU KNOW, I GOT THE LAST ONE.WHY DON'T YOU GET THIS"?

LITTLE CHALK MARK AROUND IT...

I TELL YOU, THE WEIRDEST PARTOF THAT WHOLE STORY

IS THAT IT WAS STILL THERE.

I'M THINKING AREN'T THEREANY DOGS IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD?

THAT THING WOULD HAVE BEENSNATCHED UP LIKE THAT

IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

SOME NEAR-SIGHTED CAT WOULD HAVEDRAGGED THAT THING HOME

ALL PROUD.

"LOOK, EVERYONE.I FOUND A ONE-EYED MOUSE."

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