Carlos Mencia - Barack Obama for President

Season 1 , Ep 101 05/18/08 Views: 143,582

How cool is it that we are this close to putting a black dude in the White House? (2:15)

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RIGHT NOWAT THIS VERY MOMENT?

HOW COOL IS THAT?

YEAH.

THIS IS AN AWESOME TIME.

DO YOU UNDERSTANDHOW LUCKY WE ARE AS AMERICANS?

A BLACK DUDEMIGHT BECOME PRESIDENT.

(cheering)

YEAH, AND THE WEIRD PART--HE'S AFRICAN.

THAT'S THE WEIRD PART.SOME OF YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

YOU'RE LIKE, "OH,I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS AFRICAN."

PLEASE, BARACK OBAMA?WHAT'S HIS MIDDLE NAME?

♪ BUBBA BOOM BUBOLAY

PLEASE. PLEASE.

WHAT'S HIS OPENING SPEECHGONNA BE LIKE?

"MY FELLOW AMERICANS..."

(clicking tongue)

(laughter)

AND HERE'S WHAT SUCKS,ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE WHITE--

IF THIS GUYDOES NOT BECOME PRESIDENT,

THE ENTIRE PLANET WILL THINK

AMERICA IS STILLTHE RACIST COUNTRY

THAT WE USED TO BE200 YEARS AGO.

THAT SUCKS.

(whiny voice) "YOU WHITE PEOPLE,YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM."

(normal voice)AND YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DON'T,

BLACK PEOPLE ARE REALLY GONNABE PISSED OFF AT YOU...

(woman) WHOO!

'CAUSE BLACK PEOPLEARE GONNA BE LIKE,

"COME ON, CRACKERS.

"WE GAVE YOUTHE WHITEST BLACK MAN

ON THE PLANET!"

(laughter)

"HE AIN'T EVEN BLACK.HE LIKE HOT YELLOW.

"COME ON, CRACKERS!

HE TALK LIKE YOUAND EVERYTHANG."

I GOT A BLACK FRIEND--RANDY.

I GO,"RANDY, WHO YOU VOTING FOR?"

HE LOOKED AT MERIGHT IN THE FACE AND WENT...

"(scoffs) I AIN'T VOTINGFOR THE BROTHER."

WHAT?

'CAUSE IF THERE WAS A BEANER,I'D VOTE FOR HIS ASS.

DID SOME RESEARCH,CAME TO FIND OUT,

A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOTVOTING FOR THE BLACK CANDIDATE,

WHICH SAYS SO MUCHABOUT THE LACK OF RACISM

IN THIS COUNTRY,BECAUSE IN THE '50s,

EVERY BLACK PERSONWOULD HAVE VOTED,

AND EVERY BLACK PERSON WOULDHAVE VOTED FOR THE BLACK GUY,

BUT MY BLACK FRIEND WAS LIKE,"HELL, NO, MAN.

I'M A REAL BLACK MAN,KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?"

AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL,A REAL BLACK MAN WOULD VOTE

FOR THE BLACK CANDIDATE.WHO YOU VOTIN' FOR?"

HE GOES,"I'M VOTIN' FOR THE BEEYOTCH."

AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN'?

"YOU KNOW A BLACK MANCAN'T RESIST

"A WHITE WOMAN WITH A BIG ASS,DAWG. HA HA.

YOU A PIMP, DAWG?YOU A PIMP?"

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