This is perfectfor me!
Question: Do you have to havebeen cryogenically frozen
to get the free...?
You didn't let me finish!
I was going to say,"...to get the free food."
My name's Joe,and I'm a defrostee.
When I was frozen,giant carrots ruled the Earth.
But now they don't.
It takes some getting used to.
Back in the 1980s, I wasthe toast of Wall Street.
I was having whiskey with Boeskyand cookies with Milken.
But then, I was diagnosedwith terminal bone-itis.
Pfft! That's a funny namefor a horrible disease.
There was no cure at the time.
One drug company was close
but I arrangeda hostile takeover
and sold off all the assets.
Made a cool hundred mil!
( cocky laugh )
( coughs )
( group applauds )
Naturally, I froze myselfuntil a cure was found.
And now here I am
ready to sleaze my way backto the top-- '80s style.
( applause )
As a caveman frozen in a glacier
I face different challenges.
The hardest thing was seeingmy wife on display
in the British Museum.
( sympathetic murmurs )
Aw, yeah,I hear you.
Hey, buddy, I'm fromthe same time as you.
Remember that song,"Safety Dance"?
♪ We can dance ♪
( sings "Safety Dance" synthesizer riff )
( hearty chuckle )
You know, that dance wasn'tas safe as they said it was.
I tell you, two go-go '80sReaganauts like us--
we could rule this world.
If only someonewould give us a shot.
They're scaredof our raw power.
Oh, but if you want a job
I could beg everyoneat the company where I work.
Awesome to the max.