Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Reasons Not to Fight

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Kevin Hart has noticed that thugs tend to give long-winded speeches before they actually fight someone. (1:16)

MAN, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF NOW.

TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW TOO MANY

DIFFERENT THINGS.

I'M SERIOUS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SCARED OF?

UFC FIGHTERS.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL.

THAT IS NOT A GAME, PEOPLE.

THEY ARE HERE.

THEY EXIST.

THE KNOW SHIT.

TOUCH A PRESSURE POINT AND SHUT

YOUR WHOLE BODY DOWN.

BOW.

IT'S A WRAP.

"OH, I CAN'T MOVE NONE OF THAT."

"FIGHT BACK."

"I CAN'T.

IT'S...

EVERYTHING IS SHUT DOWN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DID,

EVERYTHING.

I CAN'T MOVE ANYTHING."

YOU KNOW WHO ARE GONNA BE THE

ONES TO GET THEIR ASSES WHIPPED

BY THESE GUYS?

THUGS.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE, THUGS, Y'ALL DON'T KNOW

HOW TO JUST FIGHT, MAN.

THUGS ALWAYS GOT TO GIVE YOU A

SPEECH BEFORE THEY FIGHT.

YOU EVER SEE HOW LONG IT TAKE

A THUG TO FIGHT?

HE GOT TO GIVE YOU HIS WHOLE

BACKGROUND BEFORE HE FIGHT.

TAKE TOO LONG.

"YEAH, REAL NIGGERS, ALL DAY.

JUST ME BY MYSELF ON THE BLOCK

HOLDIN' IT DOWN, GUN ON MY

WAIST, STRAIGHT FACE, ALL DAY,

NOT A GAME, IN JAIL, BY MYSELF,

ONE BED, NO PILLOWCASE,

ONE PILLOW.

DIDN'T NOBODY WRITE ME.

IT WAS EARLY, WOKE UP, WENT BACK

TO SLEEP, TOOK A NAP.

YOU EVER GO NIGHT-NIGHT, NIGGA?

YOU EVER GO NIGHT-NIGHT, NIGGA?

EVERYBODY GO NIGHT-NIGHT,

NIGGA."

WHAT?

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