John Caparulo - Behind the Porn Scenes

  • Season 10 , Ep 15
  • 04/06/2006
  • Views: 41,008

John always watches his porn on mute. (1:23)

AND HE DOESN'T WANNA BE AN ACTOR OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

HE JUST THINKS IT'D BE COOL TO WORK BEHIND THE SCENES

AND HOLD A BOOM MIC OR SOMETHING.

LIKE THAT'S THE FAST TRACK TO BECOMING A WEIRDO.

BUT HE FOUND OUT I GUESSTHAT THE PORN PEOPLE,

THEY'LL PAY YOU $500 JUST TO USE YOUR FACE IN A PORN.

AND THEN THEY HAVE LIKETHEIR STOCK FOOTAGE

OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BALLSAND STUFF THAT THEY USE.

LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEXAND THEN THEY FLASH TO A SHOT

OF YOUR FACE GOING, "YEAH. [BLEEP] SWEET, OR WHATEVER THEY SAY."

I ALWAYS HAVE MY PORN ON MUTE, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT LIKE U.P.S.

SHOWING UP AT THE WRONG TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

WHERE YOU WANT ME TO SIGN?

DID YOU HEAR THAT, 'CAUSE I'M BY MYSELF?

SO, I ASKED MY FRIEND, I'M LIKE, "IT'S 500 BUCKS.

ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?" HE'S LIKE, "NO, DUDE.

I DON'T WANT 'EM USINGMY FACE IN A GAY PORN."

WELL, IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME,

'CAUSE NOW SOME GUY'STAKING IT IN THE [BLEEP].

THEN THERE'S YOUR FACE GOING, "YEAH. SWEET. ALL RIGHT."

BUT THE THING I SAID IS "IT'S NOT REALLY THAT RISKY,

'CAUSE LET'S SAY THEY DO USE YOUR FACE IN A GAY PORN.

- WHO'S GONNA TELL?" - [LAUGHTER]

IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR BUDDIES CAN REALLY MAKE FUN OF YOU,

"DUDE, WE RENTED THIS FAG PORN LAST NIGHT

AND YOU WERE THE STAR." [BLEEP]. NOW WE'RE BOTH GAY.

NEVER MIND. I DIDN'T SAW A WORD.

WHO ARE YOU? I DON'T KNOW YOU.

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