Rudy Rush - Single Life

  • Season 8 , Ep 26
  • 05/27/2004
  • Views: 7,139

Looking to get married and have kids isn't Rudy Rush at his sexiest. (1:37)

WHAT'S UP?

EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD, LADIES,

LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT.

MAN, YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.

[CHEERING]

A LOT OF SINGLE LADIES IN THE

HOUSE.

SINGLE?

[CHEERING]

I HEARD THAT EARLIER.

SINGLE LADIES, I'M AT A POINT IN

MY LIFE--

THAT'S MY CAREER GOAL NOW.

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

BECAUSE SINGLE IS HARD.

BUT LADIES LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GET WITH ME

BECAUSE YOU KNOW--

I'M AT A POINT IN MY LIFE--

I'M ALMOST 30 AND I WANT SOME

KIDS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME--

ALL YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IS THE

SORRY.

I'M SORRY-- I'M SORRY--

I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, GIRL.

I'M SORRY-- I'M SORRY.

I TOLD YOUR MOM I'M GONNA DO

THIS.

I'M SORRY-- I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

TIMES IS HARD, MAN.

PEOPLE TRYING TO GET MARRIED.

ALL MY BOYS GETTING MARRIED.

I WANNA GET MARRIED NOW.

MARRIAGE IS THE KEY FOR ME

BECAUSE I LIVE BY MYSELF.

SINGLE GUYS KNOW.

I'M LIKE A CHILD LIVING BY

MYSELF.

REALLY, I LEAVE STUFF ON THE

STOVE WHILE I'M SLEEPING.

I WASH MY ASS WITH THE SAME

RAG I WASH THE DISHES WITH.

[LAUGHTER]

AND GUYS, YOU KNOW, WE DO.

WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING.

WE GO TO WOMEN'S HOUSE THEY GOT

EVERYTHING, DON'T THEY?

YOU GO IN THE BATHROOM YOU DON'T

EVEN HAVE TO ASK FOR ANYTHING.

GO IN THE BATHROOM IT'S A NICE

LITTLE TOWEL.

NICE LITTLE RAG AND GO AHEAD

WASH YOURSELF UP.

LADIES, YOU EVER STAY AT A GUY'S

HOUSE A LITTLE TOO LATE?

SPEND THE NIGHT BY ACCIDENT.

NEXT DAY YOU WANNA TAKE A

SHOWER.

YOU GOT A TOWEL OR SOMETHING?

WE'RE LIKE-- UH...

[LAUGHTER]

I GOT SOME FUBU SWEATPANTS OVER

THERE YOU CAN DRY OFF WITH.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AND THEY DON'T LIKE THOSE.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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