Confession Bear - Sometimes When My Butt Itches

  • Season 1, Ep 0114
  • 11/12/2013
  • Views: 1,535

Chris gives the panel partial confessions that use the Confession Bear meme, and the comedians must finish the confessions. (1:47)

I AM DAMMED EXCITED BECAUSE THISIS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE GOING TO

PLAY THIS.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY CONFESSIONBEAR.

YOU GUYS LOVE CONFESSION THINGSON-LINE WITH THE USE OF THAT

ADORABLY SAD BEAR.

SO THIS IS YOUR ONE AND THIS ISTHE FIRST PART OF THE CONFESSION

BEAR.

FOR TO POINTS YOUR JOB IS TOCOME UP WITH A FUNNIER

CONFESSION THAN THE REAL ONE.

ARE YOUS GUYS READY.

HERE'S THE FIRST CONFESSION.

SOMETIMES WHEN MY BUTT ITCHES... JUDD.

>> I ASK DAVE KOECHNER TO STOP.

[LAUGHTER][APPLAUSE]

>> THE REAL ANSWER WAS I USEFARTS TO STOP IT.

I HAVEN'T HAD A STABLERELATIONSHIP IN YEARS DOT YES

NIKKI.

>> EXCEPT FOR THE TIME I [BLEEP]THAT HORSE.

[LAUGHTER]>> THAT'S GREAT.

ALL RIGHT.

THE REAL ANSWER IS BECAUSE I'MIN LOVE WITH A FEMALE VOICE IN

MY HEAD WHO TALKS TO ME IN MYINNER THOUGHTS.

OKAY.

YOU HAVE WAY POINTS ABOVE THAT.

POINTS FOR NIKKI GLASER.

ALL RIGHT NEXT ONE.

I ALL BABIES LOOK THE SAME.

KOECHNER.

>> I THINK ALL BABIES LOOK THESAME LET'S JUST GRAB ONE GET OUT

OF HERE.

[LAUGHTER]>> THE REAL ANSWER WAS, AND THAT

THEY ARE KIND OF UGLY BUT POINTSTO YOU DAVID KOECHNER.

THAT'S WAY BETTER, WAY BETTER.

AND THAT TAKES US TO THE END OFCONFESSION BEAR.

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