Gunshot Wound or Italian Food?

Season 1 , Ep 7 04/02/13 Views: 23,060

After seeing close-up photos, John Mulaney and T.J. Miller must determine whether they're pictures of a delicious Italian dish or a gory injury. (1:43)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME

CALLED "GUNSHOT WOUNDOR ITALIAN FOOD."

- ALL RIGHT.

- I'M GONNA SHOW YOUA PICTURE,

AND YOU TELL MEIF IT'S A GUNSHOT WOUND

OR ITALIAN FOOD.

T.J., YOU'RE FIRST.TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

COULD BE A GUNSHOT WOUND.COULD BE PIZZA.

T.J., WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I MEAN, I LOOKED ATMY LOWER LIP THIS MORNING

IN THE MIRROR,AND I SAW THIS VERY THING.

I THINK IT'SAN ITALIAN GUNSHOT WOUND.

- MAMA MIA,IT'S A PIZZA.

- DAMN IT!- OH.

- ALL RIGHT, JOHN MULANEY,

TAKE A LOOKAT THIS PICTURE.

COULD BE A GUNSHOT WOUND.

COULD BE A NICE VEAL CUTLET.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, JOHN?

- I LOVE THIS LITTLE WHITETHING CREEPING IN THERE.

- YEAH.

- CAN WE PUTPARMESAN CHEESE ON IT

AND THEN DECIDE?

I THINK IT'S A GUNSHOT WOUNDON CHEF BOYARDEE.

THAT'S MY THEORY.

- WHEN YOU'RE HERE,YOU'RE FAMILY.

IT'S A GUNSHOT WOUND.

- OH!

ON WHAT?

- ON A--ON A BLACK PERSON.

- OH.

- ON THE BIGGEST BLACKVAGINA YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

[laughter]

- OKAY, THIS ISTHE LAST ONE.

TAKE A LOOKAT THIS PICTURE.

COULD BE A GUNSHOT WOUND.PROBABLY MUSHROOM RISOTTO.

- UH, IS ALIEN [bleep]THE THIRD CHOICE THAT WE HAVE?

- IT IS NOT.

- I'LL GO MUSHROOM RISOTTO.

- THAT'S AMORE.

IT'S A GUNSHOT WOUND- OH!

- WITH BONUS MAGGOTS.

CAN'T GET MAD,IT'S ALL PROTEIN.

[applause]

WHAT DO WE WANT?MORE PANEL.

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