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ABOUT COMING TO EUROPE?WELL, WATCH THIS VIDEO

FROM THE SPOTTED OX HOSTEL,

THE COOLEST HOSTELIN ALL THE COUNTRIES OF EUROPE.

FOR BREAKFAST,WE'LL DO SOMETHING COOL,

LIKE HAVE A CIGARETTE, THEN,LIKE, A BAR OF CHOCOLATE.

THEN WE FOR WORK FOR, LIKE,1/2 HOUR, TWO 1/2 HOUR.

AND THEN WE GO FOR LUNCH.

AND LUNCH IS USUALLY,YOU KNOW, SOMETHING COOL,

LIKE A CIGARETTEAND, LIKE,

TWO, THREE BOTTLERED WINE.

AND THEN, LIKE,A BOWL OF HEAVY CREAM.

AND THEN DINNER, YOU KNOW,WE'LL DO SOMETHING HEALTHY,

LIKE, YOU KNOW,FOUR, FIVE SAUSAGES,

AND THEN, LIKE,A CHOCOLATE CIGARETTE.

AND THEN WE'LL INVITEOUR CIGARETTE OUTSIDE

TO TAKE AN ESPRESSOAND WATCH THE STREET LIFE.

AND WE SO MUCH CAN EATAS MUCH AS WE WANT,

AND WE NEVER GET HEAVY,BECAUSE OF OLIVE OIL.

SO THAT'S WHAT WE SAY.