Bobby Bottleservice - Very Much Reluctant Gigolos

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/21/2014
  • Views: 11,049

Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Paparazzo get some advice -- and their first jobs as gigolos -- from their mentor, Sage. (1:26)

- ♪ GET READY TO GO

♪ GET READY TO GO

- SO SAGE, BRO,YOU GOTTA TALK TO US.

WE HAVESO MANY QUESTIONS, BRO.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

- IT IS VERY WARM IN HERE,AND I LIKE IT.

SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN,GENTLEMEN?

- BASICALLY,P90X, CROSSFIT.

I SHAVE MY SHOULDERS.

AND I JUST BOUGHTA TONGUE SCRAPER.

- CHICKS DON'T DO THAT.

- SO WHAT DO THEN,THEY VERY MUCH GO FOR?

MINTS INSIDEOF NECKLACES, BRO?

both: OH.- THAT'S A START.

YOU GOTTA HAVEYOUR OWN STYLE.

WHAT LOOKS BEST ON YOU?

WHAT MAKES YOUFEEL THE SEXIEST?

- HAVING SEX OUTSIDE.- OKAY.

WELL, FOR ME AS FARAS UPSTAIRS, GOATEE.

AS FAR AS DOWNSTAIRS,GOATEE, BRO.

- MY PUBES ARE SHAVEDINTO GARGOYLE WINGS.

[phone vibrates]

- GUYS, HOW WOULD YOULIKE TO MEET

YOUR FIRST TWO CLIENTSTONIGHT?

- SAGE, WHAT COULD WE EVER DOTO VERY MUCH REPAYS YOU?

- OH, DON'T SWEAT IT.

HAVE FUN,YOU YOUNG [bleep] MACHINES.

[both laugh]

BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKETO PAY ME BACK--

YOU GUYS DON'T HAPPENTO HAVE, LIKE,

A SHOWER I COULD USELATER TONIGHT, DO YOU?

OR MAYBE A PLACE I COULDTAKE A NAP INSIDE?

- OKAY, VERY MUCHWEIRD TURN HERE.

- I'LL JERK YOU BOTH OFF.

- ♪ GET READY TO GO

- NO OFFENSE, NONE TAKEN.

- ♪ READY TO GO

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