Crash at My Place - Ceiling Schmeiling

  • Season 1, Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 631

The comedians write listings for unusual rooms to rent on Airbnb. (2:20)

[ Applause ]>> Chris: IT'S TIME FOR "CRASH

AT MY PLACE!"IF YOU GUYS ARE TRAVELING AND

DON'T WANT TOO STAY IN A HOTEL,I RECOMMEND AIR BNB.

YOU CAN RENT OUT A ROOM FORSOMEBODY'S PLACE.

IT'S NOT A COMMERCIAL FOR AIRBNB.

A LOT OF TIME WHAT HAPPENS ISYOU RENT A PLACE AND FIND OUT

THIS IS NORMALLY THE DOG'S BATHROOM AND I'M PAYING HUNDREDS OF

DOLLARS FOR ITBUT THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TITLES

FOR THE PLACES YOU'RE RENTING.

LIKE THIS ONEHEATED GYPSY WAGON WITH

HEART.

I THINK THEY MEAN AN ACTUALHEART.

I WOULD LIKE YOU COULD COME UPWITH LISTINGS FOR RENTALS THAT

YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO STAY AT.

FOR EACH FUNNY LISTING, YOU GET250 POINTS.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, STARTING NOW.

>> Beth?

>> Nudist colony, BYO bacon.

>> WHY WOULD THEY NOT HAVEBACON.

>> RORY?

>> MEGARELIGIOUS FAMILYUPSTAIRS.

>> POINTS!

>> BETH?

>> CABBAGE PATCH -- MUST HAVEBIRTH CERTIFICATE.

>> YES.

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A REALCABBAGE PATCH.

SIGNED BY XAVIER ROBERTS.

RIGHT ON THE BOX.

WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?

>> POINTS.

>> RORY?

>> RECENTLY FEATURED ONGHOST-HUNTERS!

>> POINTS.

JON?

>> CEILING-SCHMEILING.

$800 A MONTH.

>> SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE THEREFOR THE WHOLE MONTH.

POINTS.

WELL DONE.

>> RORY?

>> SURROUND YOURSELF IN THEESSENCE OF MY FATHER'S LAST

BREATH.

>> FORGET THAT.

>> I WOULD STAY THERE.

THAT SOUNDS NICE.

POINTS.

BETH?

>> MY UTERUS, FULLY FURNISHED,NO CATS!

[ APPLAUSE ]>> I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR YOUR

UTERUS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THAT'S THE STRANGEST THINGI'VE EVER SAID TO A WOMAN.

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