Crash at My Place - Ceiling Schmeiling

  • Season 1 , Ep 01006
  • 01/14/2014
  • Views: 664

The comedians write listings for unusual rooms to rent on Airbnb. (2:17)

(APPLAUSE)

IF YOU'RE TRAVELING AND DON'T

WANT TO STAY IN A HOTEL,

I RECOMMEND AIRBNB.

YOU CAN ACTUALLY RENT OUT

A ROOM AT SOMEONE'S PLACE

OR RENT OUT...

THIS ISN'T A COMMERCIAL FOR

AIRBNB, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE A

LOT OF TIMES WHAT HAPPENS IS YOU

GO TO RENT OUT A ROOM AND YOU

FIND OUT, "OH, THIS IS NORMALLY

THE DOG'S BATHROOM AND I'M

PAYING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR

IT."

BUT THEY HAVE VERY SPECIFIC

TITLES OF THE TYPE OF PLACE

YOU'RE RENTING, LIKE THIS ONE:

"HEATED GYPSY WAGON WITH HEART."

I THINK THEY MEAN AN ACTUAL

HEART IN THAT INSTANCE.

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO COME UP

WITH LISTINGS FOR AIRBNB RENTALS

THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO

STAY AT.

FOR EACH FUNNY LISTING, YOU GET

250 POINTS.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND GO!

BETH STELLING?

>> NUDIST COLONY, B-Y-O-BACON.

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: WHY WOULD THEY NOT

HAVE BACON?

POINTS!

YES, RORY SCOVEL?

>> "MEGA-RELIGIOUS FAMILY

UPSTAIRS."

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

BETH STELLING?

>> CABBAGE PATCH-- MUST HAVE

BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

>> Chris: YES, THAT'S HOW YOU

KNOW IT'S A REAL CABBAGE PATCH.

SIGNED BY XAVIER ROBERTS, IT'S

RIGHT ON THE BUTT.

WHY WOULD I KNOW THAT?

POINTS.

RORY SCOVEL?

>> RECENTLY FEATURED ON

"GHOST HUNTERS".

(LAUGHING)

>> Chris: POINTS.

JON DORE?

>> "CEILING-SCHMEILING,

$800 A MONTH."

>> Chris: SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE

THERE FOR THE WHOLE MONTH.

POINTS, WELL DONE.

RORY?

>> "SURROUND YOURSELF IN THE

ESSENCE OF MY FATHER'S LAST

BREATH."

(LAUGHTER)

>> THEY GET SAD.

>> Chris: I WOULD STAY THERE.

THAT SOUNDS NICE.

POINTS.

BETH STELLING?

>> MY UTERUS, FULLY FURNISHED,

NO CATS!

(APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS

FOR YOUR UTERUS.

THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING

I'VE EVER SAID TO A WOMAN.

THAT IS THE END OF THAT ROUND.

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