Richard Lewis - Masturbation

Pam Matteson & Mike Dugan Season 1, Ep 0105 02/24/1992 Views: 3,746

Before he masturbates, Richard tells himself to "break a leg." (1:10)

I WAS TALKINGABOUT LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND--

HEY, IF YOU HAVE PHLEGM

ANY MORE OF THAT,OUT OF THE BUILDING.

OUT OF THE BUILDING.

BUT, UH, I DO HAVE...

I WASN'T LYING TO YOUGUYS BEFORE, REALLY.

I REALLY FEEL LIKE IF I WANTTO ENJOY MYSELF SEXUALLY...

IF I HAVE AN ORGASM,I FEEL THAT I DESERVE

OR THE COMMUNITY DESERVES

FOR ME TO GIVE SIX WEEKSOF COMMUNITY SERVICE

TO DIFFERENT, VARIOUS CHARITIES.

I FEEL THAT WAY.

AND YOU KNOW, PLUS,RIGHT NOW, IT'S A TOUGH TIME

YOU KNOW, SEXUALLY, ANDMASTURBATION IS VERY SAFE

ALTHOUGH I'M FRIGHTENEDOF IT BUT, UM...

YOU KNOW, I REALLYFEEL THAT, YOU KNOW

IT'S SAD FOR ME BECAUSEI HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

BEFORE I HAVE MASTURBATION,I SAY TO MYSELF

"BREAK A LEG," WHICHI FEEL IS ALL I HAVE...

WHILE I MASTURBATE, I ACTUALLYFANTASIZE THAT I'M SOMEONE ELSE

WHICH I FEEL IS SORT OF SAD.

YOU KNOW, IN FACT IF I DO ITIN DIFFERENT ROOMS

I ACTUALLY FEEL THAT I'MCHEATING ON MYSELF WHICH IS SAD.

BUT ANYWAY UH...

THAT'S MY PROBLEM.