Last year, the town of Celeron,New York was accosted
by a monstrous, gobbler-of-soulsLucille Ball tribute statue,
which the townspeoplequickly named "Scary Lucy."
-Aah! Aah!-STELLING: Aah! Scary.
Let me performin the club with you, Ricky.
Now you may rememberthat we launched
to bring Scary Lucy hereto the @midnight stage,
which, coincidentally, is where I Love Lucy was filmed.
There first few seasonsof I Love Lucy
-were filmed right here.-Right here.
I feel like we are...100% living up
(laughing): to the comedy legacyof the show.
I can't even say itwith a straight face.
I can't even say thatwith a straight face.
Anyway, one of our fansput this sign on her.
Uh, "Let @midnighthave this statue."
"Bring Lucy home"was the hashtag.
We sent two of our guysover there.
They wentto a town hall meeting.
They were like,"Can we have that?"
-(laughter) -"Can we havethat horrifying thing
that you can'tdo anything with?"
And they were like,"Hmm, (bleep) off."
-(laughter)-It's now a year later.
They finally replaced Scary Lucywith this new beautiful statue.
This is Botox Lucy.
-I don't know if I like it.-STELLING: It's better.
-(applause and cheering)-I don't...
I get the feelingthat Botox Lucy
is the kind of lady who wouldbody-shame Scary Lucy.
It kind of feels likethere's a...
They captured the feelingof what it was like
to be married to Desi, I think,that's what happened.
-(laughter, groaning, applause)-HARDWICK: Possibly so.
That's a...that's an historic burn.
we tried to get the statuefrom Celeron,
and they wouldn't give it to us,
what can the horrifying ScaryLucy statue be used for now?
-Beth.-Tim Burton's fluffer.
-HARDWICK: Yes. Points.-(laughter, applause)
-Larry King's next wife.-(laughter)
Uh, drill a hole in its mouth.I'll take it.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-Uh, no.