Big Rock Candy Mountain

Season 2 , Ep 12 11/06/08 Views: 24,574

Homeless Mike introduces Sarah to a magical world with cheaper drugs and fancy cockroaches. (2:26)

[singing]

[screams][thud]

OH!

SORRY.

MAYBE IT'S ALLJUST A BAD DREAM.

MAYBE IF I CLOSE MY EYES

AND I CLICK MY HEELSTHREE TIMES,

ALL OF THIS WILL GO AWAY

AND I WON'T BE HOMELESSANYMORE.

[clicks]

[screams]

SARAH SUNSHINE!

MIKE!

YOU'RE HOMELESS AGAIN?

WHAT HAPPENED?

IMPULSE BUYING.

YOU KNOWTHE LITTLE BOOKS AND STUFF

THEY PUT RIGHT NEXTTO THE CASH REGISTER?

YES.CAN'T RESIST IT.

ALSO CRACK.

UHH!

I'M HOMELESS TOO.

IT'S THE WORST.

AW, SARAH, BEINGHOMELESS IS FANTASTIC.

THERE'S NOTHINGBUT ADVENTURE

AND CAMARADERIEAND FREEDOM.

REALLY?

IT DOESN'T SMELLLIKE FREEDOM.

I WANT TO SHOW YOUSOMETHING.

BUT FIRST,I GOTTA GO TO THE CAN.

I DON'T GET IT.

IT'S FOR POOP.

WHEN YOU'RE HOMELESS,THIS IS WHERE YOU GO.

NOW THE BRANDI GENERALLY PREFER IS YUBAN,

'CAUSE THEN I CAN SAYYUBAN POOPIN' IN MY COFFEE CAN.

[laughs]

I GET IT.

I GET THAT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

COME ON, SARAH.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOUA WHOLE NEW WORLD.

[banjo music]

♪ IN THE BIG ROCKCANDY MOUNTAINS ♪

♪ THERE'S A LANDTHAT'S FAIR AND BRIGHT ♪

♪ WHERE THE DIME BAGSCOST A NICKEL ♪

♪ AND THE HIGH WILL LASTALL NIGHT ♪

♪ WHERE THE SEWERSMELLS LIKE HONEY ♪

♪ AND THE WHORESDON'T HAVE DISEASE ♪

♪ THE ROACHESLOOK LIKE EASTER EGGS ♪

♪ MALT LIQUOR GROWS ON TREES

♪ WHERE YOU NEVER GET SHOTAND YOUR SKIN WON'T ROT ♪

♪ AND THE HIVsONLY MAKE YOU SNEEZE ♪

♪ IN THE BIG ROCK CANDYMOUNTAIN ♪

♪ WHERE THE GANGSALL FIGHT WITH PILLOWS ♪

♪ AND THE COPS HAND OUTFRESH BREAD ♪

♪ THE PIGEONSSING YOU LULLABIES ♪

♪ AND DON'T DOODYON YOUR HEAD ♪

(all)♪ WHERE YOU NEVER GET SHOTAND YOUR SKIN WON'T ROT ♪

♪ AND THE HIVsONLY MAKE YOU SNEEZE ♪

♪ IN THE BIG ROCK CANDYMOUNTAINS ♪

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