Public Enemies - The Paparazzi

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 08/21/2012
  • Views: 16,858

Jeff Ross leaves the paparazzi with three words they're never going to hear in their lives. (1:57)

NOW, ON TO A DIFFERENT GROUP OF

PEOPLE THAT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED

NEAR A CAMERA.

THE PAPARAZZI.

THEY'RE ALWAYS COMING AFTER MY

FAMOUS FRIENDS, SO I DECIDED TO

BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH.

THEY'RE THIS WEEK'S PUBLIC

ENEMY.

WATCH!

[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

>> GOOD EVENING.

BLOOD SUCKERS, BEWARE!

LOOK AT THIS TRASH ON THE

STREET!

[LAUGHTER]

LOOK AT YOU GUYS.

YOU PAPARAZZI, YOUR KARMA IS SO

BAD, YOUR NEXT LIVES, YOU'RE

GOING TO COME BACK AS

YOURSELVES.

LOOK AT THIS GUY.

YOU OKAY?

STOP TAKING PICTURES AND START

TAKING THE STAIRS, YOU FAT

[BLEEP].

LOOK AT YOU!

WOW!

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS TELL YOUR

FRIENDS YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

YOU GUYS PUT THE DI IN PRINCESS

DI.

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MAKE SURE

CHARIOT.

THIS IS THE ROASTER COASTER.

GET USED TO IT.

>> ARE YOU IN THE SPECIAL

OLYMPICS OR SOMETHING?

[LAUGHTER]

>> I THINK TOM SIZEMORE TOLD THE

PAPARAZZI.

>> I NEVER HEARD ANYBODY SLUR

AND STUTTER AT THE SAME TIME.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW WHAT THE TOUGHEST

PICTURE IS TO GET IN THE WORLD?

>> WHAT?

>> YOU GUYS WITH A DATE.

OH, LOOK, AN ASIAN PHOTOGRAPHER.

SHOCKER.

YOU PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR

MORE BAD PICTURES THAN TYLER

PERRY.

>> YOU SHOULD BE THE NEXT JUDGE

ON "AMERICAN IDOL."

>> YOU SHOULD BE THE NEXT GUY TO

TAKE A BATH.

[LAUGHTER]

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