HOW ARE WE--ARE WE GOOD?
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT--COOL, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN--I DON'T LIKE MY VOICE,
[audience laughing]
'CAUSE I HEAR IT.
NOW, YOU EVER HEAR YOUR OWNVOICE, RIGHT, LIKE, RECORDED,
AND THEN, YOU--YOU'RE LIKE,
"WAS THAT REALLY ME--IS THAT-- RIGHT?"
OR I GOT A VOICE RECORDER,AND I'LL RECORD MYSELF,
AND EVERY TIMEI-I LISTEN TO IT LATER,
I'M ALWAYS LIKE,"WHO SNUCK IN
"AND RE-RECORDED OVER MY--LIKE, THAT DOESN'T"--
LIKE, I'LL RECORD--I'LL BE LIKE,
"BEFORE 5:00 P.M. TOMORROW,I GOTTA PICK UP MY LAUNDRY
"TO HAVE THAT SHIRTFROM THE DRY CLEANERS.
"I NEED ITFOR THE PARTY."
AND THE NEXT MORNING,I'LL WAKE UP.
I'LL BE LIKE,"WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?"
AND I'LL PLAY IT.
"PICK UP THE LAUNDRYBEFORE THE 5:00 P.M."
[audience laughing]
IT'S LIKE, WHENDID I TURN INTO
AN OLD JAPANESE DUDE--I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
HEY, THERE,I AM JAPANESE.
YOU KNOW OLD JAPANESE DUDESSOUND LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHY--HA-DA-DA.
THEY ADD SYLLABLES TO WORDS,TOO, FOR NO REASON.
JUST HA-DA I AM, UH,THE JAP-ADA-NESE-AH.
[audience laughing]
IT, UH, IS, UH, NICE,UH, TO MEET YOU.
LIKE, THEY DO!
YOU KNOW HOW THEYSAY "MCDONALD'S?"
THEY SAY IT LIKE THIS:"MC-ADO-DONO-ALDS."
[audience laughing]
[applause]
I WANT, UH, CHICKEN-A-DOON-AMC-A-DO NUGGETS
[audience laughing]
FROM MC-ADO-DONO-ALDS-AH.
THAT'S HOW THEY DOIT, TOO, LIKE THAT.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I WANNA HAVE A COOLVOICE, YOU KNOW?
LIKE, HELLO,HELLO, HELLO.
THAT'S COOL-- HELLO--WHAT'S GOING ON?
HELLO, HELLO--I'M BRITISH.
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE--YEAH, HELLO.
I FEEL LIKE THAT'SHOW BRITISH DUDES
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING--JUST "HELLO."
[audience laughing]
AND THEIR WIFE-- THEIR WIFEJOLTS AWAKE TO HIS "HELLO!"
THEIR KIDS HEAR IT--HELLO, HELLO!
THEIR NEIGHBORSHEAR THAT.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO,HELLO, HELLO!
[audience laughing]
THAT'S HOWBRITAIN WAKES UP.
ONE GUY--
[audience laughing]
ONE GUY WAKESUP REAL EARLY,
AND JUST SAYS, "HELLO,"AND THEN, "HELLO!
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO,HELLO, HELLO!"
[cheers and applause]