Ice Skating

  • Ep 11
  • 07/23/2006
  • Views: 37,761

The Mind of Mencia Stereotype Olympics hits the ice! (2:58)

THE FIRST ANNUAL STEREOTYPE OLYMPICS.

FEATURING: JOSE THE BEANER,

CHAD THE CRACKER, CHIN THE CHINA MAN,

CAMEL JOCKEY ACHMED AND MY BROTHER LEROY.

Carlos: ALL RIGHT, SO THIS EVENTIS FOR THE WHITE GUY.

THIS IS YOUR STEREOTYPE, BRO.WE'RE GONNA DO ICE-SKATING.

- HAVE YOU EVER SKATED BEFORE YOURSELF?- YEAH.

- WHERE?- ARIZONA.

ISN'T THAT THE DESERT?YEAH, THAT'S THE DESERT, DUDE.

WHAT'S UP, MY MAN?I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU,APOLLO ONO.

ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE SOME SPECIALOUTFITS FOR YOU TO WEAR.

GO GET IN THEMAND WE'LL START TORACE IN A MINUTE.

REPRESENTING BLACK PEOPLEALL OVER THE WORLD,

NOT JUST AFRICAN AMERICANS,GIVE IT UP FOR LEROY ON THE ICE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BLACKSCAPADES.

REPRESENTANDO A LOS BEANERS EN TODO MUNDO...

- JOSE!- ARRIBA! ARRIBA!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

REPRESENTING ALL OFTHE MIDDLE EAST, ACHMED.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

REPRESENTING CHINA,AND ALL OF THE ORIENT,

PACIFIC ISLAND,GIVE IT UP FOR CHIN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THIS RACEBELONGS TO ONLY ONE MAN,WHITEY HIMSELF, CHAD.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

GUYS, HERE ARE THE RULES.YOU GO TO YOUR CONES,

TURN AROUND,TOUCH THE WALL. FIRST ONE WINS.ARE YOU READY FOR THE RACE?

SIMON!

BY THE WAY EVERYBODY,MY MONEY'S ON THE BEANER

'CAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE SPERM.AND SPERM AND BEANERS ARE-- BAM!

- LET'S GET THIS THING STARTED.- [WHISTLE SOUNDS]

ALL RIGHT, JOSE IS...OH, THE BEANER'S WINNING.

MAKE ME LOOK PROUD, BEANER.MAKE ME LOOK PROUD.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.CHAD'S GOING. CHAD'S GOING.

- [THUMP!]- Audience: OHH!

COME ON! WHITEY!OH! WHITEY WON!

WHITEY WON! NO!

COME ON, APOLLO ONO.APOLLO, COME ON ASIAN MAN.

- [THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!]- Audience: OHH!

OH! THE ASIAN GUY'SGONNA END UP WITH A FLAT FACE.

WELL, YOU WONTHE WHITE EVENT, MY BROTHER.

AND YOU GET THE REWARDAND YOU ARE WHITE BREAD.

SO YOU HAVE A WHITE BREAD MEDAL.PUT ON YOUR WHITE BREAD MEDAL.

HEY GUYS, GIVE IT UPFOR THE WHITE MAN.

ALL RIGHT, ACHMED, EVEN THOUGHYOU DIDN'T WIN THIS RACE,

YOU ARE REPRESENTINGYOUR PEOPLE WELL BECAUSE, AH,YOU HAVE A NICE CAMEL TOE.

IT'S ACTUALLY MOREOF A BULGE THAT'S JUSTKIND OF MISS-ALIGNED.

BUT I GUESSIT COULD LOOK LIKE IT.

THANKS FOR NOTICING, CARLOS.I APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.

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