Obama's Anger Translator - Meet Luther - Uncensored

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When Obama addresses his fellow Americans, his anger translator Luther helps get the real message across. (2:31)

(Hail to the Chief by James Sanderson)

- Good evening my fellow Americans.

Now, before I begin, I just want to say

that I know a lot of people out there

seem to think that I don't get angry.

That's just not true.

I get angry a lot.

It's just the way I express passion

is different from most.

So, just so there's no more confusion,

we've hired Luther here to be my anger translator.

Luther.

- Hi.

- First off, concerningthe recent developments

in the Middle Eastern region, I just want to reiterate

our unflinching support for all people

and their right to a democratic process.

- Hey, all y'all dictators out there,

keep messing around and see what happens.

Just see what happens.

Watch.

- Also, to the goverments of Iran and North Korea,

we once again urge you to discontinue your

uranium enrichment programs.

- Hey, Machmud, KimJong, I think I already

done told both y'all 86 your shit, bitches.

Or I'm going to come over there

and do it for y'all!

Please test me and see what happens.

- On the domestic front,I just want to say

to my critics, Ihear your voices

and I'm aware of your concerns.

- So maybe if you couldchill the hell out

for like a second, thenmaybe I could focus

on some shit, you know?

- That goes for everybody.

Including members of the Tea Party.

- Oh don't even get me started on these

motherfuckers right here.

- I want to assure youthat we will be looking

for new compromises with the GOP

in the months ahead.

- And you know these motherfuckers

are going to say no before I even suggest some shit.

- I know a lot of folkssay that I haven't

done a good job atcommunicating my accomplishments

to the public.

- Because y'all motherfuckers don't listen!

- Since being in office, we've created three million

new jobs.

- Three million new jobs!

- We ended the war in Iraq.

- Ended the war, y'all.

We ended a war.

Remember that?

- These achievements should serve as a reminder

that I am on your side.

- I am not a Muslim.

- And that my intentionsas your president

are coming from the right place.

- They coming from Hawaii which is where I'm from

which is in the United States of America, y'all.

Okay?

This is ridiculous.

I have a birth certificate.

I have a birth certificate.

I have a hot diggity daggety mama-say

mama-sa birth certificate you dumb ass crackers!

- Okay, Luther, rope it in.

- Dial it back, Luther, damn.

- In conclusion, last night I had a conversation

with Michelle.

- I says, "Bitch."

- Nope, I did not say that.

I did not say that.

- I did not say that.

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