Obama's Anger Translator - Meet Luther - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/31/2012
  • Views: 141,505

When Obama addresses his fellow Americans, his anger translator Luther helps get the real message across. (2:48)

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- GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.

NOW, BEFORE I BEGIN,I JUST WANT TO SAY

THAT I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLEOUT THERE SEEM TO THINK

THAT I DON'T GET ANGRY.

WELL,THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE.

I GET ANGRY A LOT.

IT'S JUST THAT THE WAYI EXPRESS PASSION

IS DIFFERENT FROM MOST.

SO JUST SO THERE'SNO MORE CONFUSION,

WE'VE HIRED LUTHER HERETO BE MY ANGER TRANSLATOR.

LUTHER?

- HI.

- FIRST OFF, CONCERNINGTHE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS

IN THE MIDDLE-EASTERN REGION,I JUST WANT TO REITERATE

OUR UNFLINCHING SUPPORTFOR ALL PEOPLE

AND THEIR RIGHTTO A DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.

- HEY, ALL Y'ALL DICTATORSOUT THERE,

KEEP MESSING AROUNDAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.WATCH.

- ALSO, TO THE GOVERNMENTSOF IRAN AND NORTH KOREA,

WE ONCE AGAIN URGE YOUTO DISCONTINUE YOUR

URANIUM ENRICHMENT PROGRAM.

- HEY, MAHMOUD?KIM JONG?

I THINK I ALREADYDONE TOLD BOTH Y'ALL,

86 YOUR [bleep], BITCHES.

OR I'M GOING TO COME OVER THEREAND DO IT FOR Y'ALL.

PLEASE TEST MEAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- ON THE DOMESTIC FRONT, I JUSTWANT TO SAY TO MY CRITICS,

I HEAR YOUR VOICES ANDI'M AWARE OF YOUR CONCERNS.

- SO MAYBE IF YOU COULDCHILL THE HELL OUT

FOR, LIKE, A SECOND,

THEN MAYBE I COULD FOCUSON SOME [bleep], YOU KNOW?

- AND THAT GOESFOR EVERYBODY,

INCLUDING MEMBERSOF THE TEA PARTY.

- OH, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTEDON THESE MOTHER[bleep]ERS

RIGHT HERE.

- I WANT TO ASSURE YOUTHAT WE WILL BE LOOKING

FOR NEW COMPROMISES WITHTHE GOP IN THE MONTHS AHEAD.

- AND YOU KNOW THESEMOTHER[bleep]ERS GONNA

SAY NO BEFORE I EVENSUGGEST SOME [bleep].

- NOW I KNOW A LOT OF FOLKS SAYTHAT I HAVEN'T DONE A GOOD JOB

AT COMMUNICATING MYACCOMPLISHMENTS TO THE PUBLIC.

- BECAUSE Y'ALLMOTHER[bleep]ERS DON'T LISTEN!

- UH, SINCE BEING IN OFFICE,

WE'VE CREATED3 MILLION NEW JOBS.

- 3 MILLION NEW JOBS.

- WE ENDEDTHE WAR IN IRAQ.

- ENDED A WAR, Y'ALL.

WE ENDED A WAR,REMEMBER THAT?

- THESE ACHIEVEMENTS SHOULDSERVE AS A REMINDER

THAT I AM ON YOUR SIDE.

[feedback squeals]- I AM NOT A MUSLIM!

- AND THAT MY INTENTIONS,AS YOUR PRESIDENT,

ARE COMING FROMTHE RIGHT PLACE.

- THEY COMING FROM HAWAII,WHICH IS WHERE I'M FROM,

WHICH IS IN THE UNITED STATESOF AMERICA, Y'ALL.

OKAY?THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

I HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!I HAVE A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

I HAVE A HOT,DIGGITY-DOGGITY,

MAMASE MAMASA MAMAKUSA, BIRTH CERTIFICATE,

YOU DUMB ASS CRACKERS!

- OKAY, LUTHER.ROPE IT IN.

- YEAH, DIAL IT BACK, LUTHER.DAMN.

- IN CONCLUSION,LAST NIGHT I HAD

A CONVERSATIONWITH MICHELLE.

- I SAYS, "BITCH."

- NOPE,I DID NOT SAY THAT.

I DID NOT SAY THAT.

- DID NOT SAY THAT.

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