Rich Dicks - Last of Our Stash

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 01/23/2013
  • Views: 17,711

After finishing their stash, Aspen and Wendy go to Mexico in search of any and all available drugs. (2:01)

- [sings in Spanish]

I MADE YOUR FAVORITE:FRENCH TOAST AND BACON--

- GRACIAS, CONSUELA.

DID YOU CUT THE CRUSTIES OFF?- SI,MIJO.

- BUT WHAT DID YOU DO?

WE WANTED MONTE CRISTOS.

- DON'T EVEN WORRY "ABART" IT.

WE'RE PRETTY, UH,OXY-CONTENT, RIGHT NOW.

- YEAH, WE ALREADY ATE A BIGVICO-DIN-DIN.

[both giggle]- NO GOOD!

- THAT'S THE LA--NO!

NO, YOU DON'T D--

- WENDY, WHAT AREWE SUPPOSED TO DO?

THAT WAS THE LASTOF OUR STASH.

- WE JUST HAVE TOHUNTER S. THOMPSON

DOWN TO TIJUANA RIGHT NOW.

- 'SUELA, WE'RE GOINGDOWN TO MEXICO.

DO YOU WANT US TO SEND ANYTHINGTO YOUR FAMILY?

- [snores]

- ♪ MONEY

♪ BIG MONEY, BIG DOUGH

♪ GET THE PAPER,GET THE CHEDDAR ♪

♪ GET THE SCRILLA,MONEY ♪

♪ MAN, I SACK EVERY DAY,BEND THE BLOCK RIGHT AWAY ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'MALL ABOUT THE-- ♪

[explosion]

- [groans]

QUE PASA, BABIES?

- QUE PASA? - PERDONAME.

- WE JUST NEED SOME DRUGS.

DO YOU GUYS HAVEANY GHB OR PURE MDMA?

MAS DINERO.

- HEY, CAN I HELP YOUWITH SOMETHING?

- OH, YEAH.- YEAH.

WE'RE JUST LOOKINGFOR SOME SCRIPS, VICS, OXY.

- WELL YOU'VE COMETO THE RIGHT PLACE, BROTHER.

I'VE GOT THE BEST STUFFRIGHT HERE.

- LET ME SEE THIS, CHICO.

DUDE, GIVE ME A "BRARK."

THIS IS GRASS CLIPPINGS.

GIVE US THE REAL DEAL,OR WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

- OH, YOU'RE SMART, HUH?

- I DID HALF A SEMESTERAT BARD, SO...

- YEAH.- DON'T [bleep] WITH ME.

- OH, YOU GUYSARE REAL GANGSTERS.

- YEAH, MAN, WE LET DMXPEE ON US ONE TIME.

- SMELLED LIKE VITAMINS.

- HE DRINKS A LOT OF WATER,THAT'S WHY.

- YEAH, MAN.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNADO FOR YOU GUYS?

I'M GONNA HOOK YOU UPTO THE BEST STUFF, OKAY?

BUT YOU GOTTA JUMPINTO MY VAN.

- DOLPHIN-ITELY.- FOR SHARKS.

- COME ON.

- COOL, SO IS THIS, LIKE,A COURTESY SHUTTLE?

- YEAH, CAN WE GET, LIKE,TINY WATERS OR SOMETHING?

[tires screech]

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