I'VE BEEN WAITINGFOR YOU.
I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFULSHOW BUSINESS.
CONGRATULATIONSON TWO GOOD SEASONS.
NOW IT'S TIMETO MAKE YOUR MONEY.
SO TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOUR GOALSFOR YOUR CAREER?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS THINKING MAYBEI'D STAY TRUE TO MYSELF,
YOU KNOW,SPEAK MY MIND.
- [laughs]
TV GUIDE WAS RIGHT!
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MANON TELEVISION!
JUST DO WHAT I SAY.
IT'LL BE PAINLESS,AND YOU'LL BE RICH.
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU...ARE YOU LISTENING?
- UH-OH.
- [whispering]MERCHANDISING.
- WHAT YOU GOT?
- HEY, MOM,WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
- PANCAKES.
- OH, MOM,NOT PANCAKES AGAIN.
I WANT TO EATSOMETHING FUN.
- I THINK I HAVEJUST THE THING.
children:DAVE CHAPPELLE CEREAL!
- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS,I FINALLY GOT MY OWN CEREAL,
THE FIRST BLACK MAN SINCE MR. T.
IT'S GOT ALL THE TREATSTHAT YOU LOVE FROM MY SHOW.
- PURPLE CRACK PIPES!
- YELLOW TITTY JOKES!
- BROWN MUSICIANS!
- AND BLACK AND WHITEOBSERVATIONS!
- [Donnell's voice]I'M RICH, BI-ATCH!
both: WOW!
- SEE?I TOLD YOU THAT WAS TOO MUCH.