I'VE BEEN WAITINGFOR YOU.

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFULSHOW BUSINESS.

CONGRATULATIONSON TWO GOOD SEASONS.

NOW IT'S TIMETO MAKE YOUR MONEY.

SO TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOUR GOALSFOR YOUR CAREER?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I WAS THINKING MAYBEI'D STAY TRUE TO MYSELF,

YOU KNOW,SPEAK MY MIND.

- [laughs]

TV GUIDE WAS RIGHT!

YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MANON TELEVISION!

JUST DO WHAT I SAY.

IT'LL BE PAINLESS,AND YOU'LL BE RICH.

I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU...ARE YOU LISTENING?

- UH-OH.

- [whispering]MERCHANDISING.

- WHAT YOU GOT?

- HEY, MOM,WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

- PANCAKES.

- OH, MOM,NOT PANCAKES AGAIN.

I WANT TO EATSOMETHING FUN.

- I THINK I HAVEJUST THE THING.

children:DAVE CHAPPELLE CEREAL!

- THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS,I FINALLY GOT MY OWN CEREAL,

THE FIRST BLACK MAN SINCE MR. T.

IT'S GOT ALL THE TREATSTHAT YOU LOVE FROM MY SHOW.

- PURPLE CRACK PIPES!

- YELLOW TITTY JOKES!

- BROWN MUSICIANS!

- AND BLACK AND WHITEOBSERVATIONS!

- [Donnell's voice]I'M RICH, BI-ATCH!

both: WOW!

- SEE?I TOLD YOU THAT WAS TOO MUCH.