Tickle Torture

  • Season 2 , Ep 5
  • 10/01/2013
  • Views: 2,209

Convinced that Steve's recent paralysis is a ruse, Woody tries to force him to walk using ethically questionable measures. (1:36)

- AAH![squelch]

- HI.[lock clicks]

I WANT THE TRUTH, STEVE,

'CAUSE I KNOWYOU'RE FAKING IT.

- NO, I'M NOT.I SWEAR TO GOD.

- YOU KNOW,WHEN I WAS IN THE JUNGLE,

I DID A FEW THINGSI WASN'T VERY PROUD OF.

TECHNICALLY, STEVEN,I'M A WAR CRIMINAL.

- GOTTA ROLL.

NO, WOODY,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- YOU KNOW, THIS WAS BANNEDBY THE GENEVA CONVENTION.

COOTCHY-COOTCHY,WOOTCHY-COOTCHY.

[baby talk]

COOTCHY.

YOU'RE A TOUGHSON OF A BITCH, STEVE.

I WOULD'VE HAD ABU NAZIRCRYING BY NOW.

TIME FOR MY LAST OPTION.

- OH, MY GOD,WOODY, STOP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- SCREW THIS COURT CASE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA STEALANY MORE OF MY MONEY.

YOU GET UPOR YOU GO DOWN!

THREE...TWO...

TWO AND A HALF...

ONE! WALK!

- [screams]

- OOPSIE.

OKAY, STEVE!

NOW I BELIEVE YOU!

- [grunting]

[bones cracking]I'M STILL ALIVE.

I CAN'T BELIEVEI'M STILL ALI--WAIT.

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.

$2 OFF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG!

OH, IT'S EXPIRED.

WELL, AT LEASTI CAN WALK AGAIN.

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