Tommy Davidson - Rocky in Every Movie

Cotter, Blitz, Lombard, Cantone Season 3, Ep 0305 01/22/2000 Views: 7,502

In every Sylvester Stallone movie, he plays Rocky. (1:00)

I'M TELLING YOU, I LOVE THIS.

YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BEONE OF THOSE ACTORS

THAT'S AROUND FOR A LONG TIME,LIKE STALLONE.

HE'S BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME,COME ON.

ROCKY ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT,NINE, TEN, ELEVEN.

STALLONE'S PROBLEM-- HE'S ROCKY

IN EVERY DAMN MOVIE HE DOES,THOUGH, ISN'T HE?

NOW, I LOVE ROCKY.

DON'T GET ME WRONG, NOW.

( imitating Stallone ):LOOK AROUND MY HOUSE, MICK.

UH-HUH, LOOK AROUND MY HOUSE.

MY HOUSE STINK?

MY HOUSE STINKS, MICK.

I NEVER ASKED YOU FOR NO FAVORS.

YOU HAD ME TO FIGHT THE FIGHT.

Y'ALL FIGHT THE FIGHT.

WE'LL BE THERE!

HE ALWAYS SAYS SOMETHING YOUCAN'T UNDERSTAND.

( mumbling incoherently )

( imitating Burgess Meredith ):I CAN'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT YOU SAID, ROCK.

( mumbling incoherently )

PROBLEM IS, HE'S ROCKYIN EVERY DAMN MOVIE

EVEN CLIFFHANGER.

YOU SEE CLIFFHANGER?

BEEN TWO YEARSSINCE THAT ACCIDENT

AND YOU'RE STILL STRESSING OUT.

( imitating Stallone ):YOU WEREN'T THERE!

I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS UP THEREON THAT ROPE, NOT YOU.

( mumbling incoherently )