Rich Dicks - Hangover

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 02/06/2013
  • Views: 16,474

After waking up with epic hangovers, Aspen and Wendy are overwhelmed when they realize that they have to go shopping for toilet paper on Consuela's day off. (1:40)

- [groans]

OH, MY GOD.- [yelps]

- LOUD.LOUD!

- OFF.

- SHUT UP, GOSLING,YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOT.

- NICE SHOT, WENDELLS.

- I'M THE MICHAEL JORDANOF THROWING VICODIN EVERYWHERE.

- I'M SO HUNG OVER--SUELA,CONSUELA, SUELA!

- OH, YAYO.YAYO.

- WHY IS OUR LIFE SO [bleep]HARD, WENDY?

- SHUT UP!

- YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA HAVEA LITTLE COFFEE.

[snorts and moans]

- I JUST GOTTA CHECKMY EMAIL REAL QUICK.

- OH, GOD. OH, GOD.[farts]

- OH, [bleep].OH--

[farts]- WHAT? WENDELLS, WHAT?

- [groans]OH, GOD.

- I'M GOING AS FASTAS I CAN, WENDELLS.

- OH, MY GOD, PLEASE HURRY.

I'VE GOTTA PUSH OUTA BIG GRAY COKE SNAKE.

- OH, MY GOD,I AM JUST SPRAYING

CHOCOLATE SHAVING CREAMRIGHT NOW.

- YEAH. NO DURR.

- WHERE ARE THE BABY WIPES?- I DON'T KNOW!

- FINE, I'LL JUST KEEP USINGTHESE CARPET SAMPLES,

BUT WE NEED TO GO TO ONEOF THOSE BIG BULK STORES

AND BUY, LIKE,A THOUSAND ROLLS OF TP

AND WE'LL NEVER HAVETO GO TO A STORE AGAIN.

- THOSE BIG BOX STORES ARERUINING AMERICA.

- WE DO IT ONCE,WE DO IT RIGHT.

WE'LL JUST GETSHNEEFED TO THE DOME

AND THEN WE'LL GO MAKE FUN OFFAT AMERICANS.

- OH, NICE.- YEAH.

- I'M GONNA GO IN THE HOT TUB.

[groaning and splattering]

- WENDY, THAT'S NOT THE BIDET.

- WHAT?

- THAT'S NOT THE HUGE BIDET.

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