Greg Fitzsimmons - Babysitter's Gotta Have It

  • Season 10 , Ep 8
  • 03/16/2006
  • Views: 4,243

Greg can't fire his babysitter. (1:20)

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THEM.

BUT THERE'S TIMES ME AND MY WIFE HAVE TO GO OUT.

AND WE FOUND A BABY-SITTER THAT WE REALLY TRUSTED.

GIRL IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD NAMED MICHELLE.

AND 19 YEARS OLD, GREAT GIRL.

THEN I FOUND OUT, WHENEVER WE GO OUT,

HER BOYFRIEND WOULD SNEAK OVEROUR HOUSE WHILE WE'RE NOT THERE.

I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY AND I FREAK OUT

AND IT SOUNDS KINDA CREEPY BUT I PUT ONE OF THOSE

NANNY-CAMS IN. SURE ENOUGH, I CHECK IT THE NEXT DAY.

GUY SHOWS UP, THEY'RE DRINKING BEER.

THEY'RE FOOLING AROUND ON THE COUCH.

THE COUCH MY KIDS PLAY ON,THEY'RE HAVING SEX OR WHATEVER,

I CAN'T SEE IF THEY'RE DEFINITELY HAVING SEX.

IT'S KINDA DARK AND GRAINY.

SO I PUT A COUPLE OF THOSE NIGHTTIME INFRARED CAMERAS IN.

AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY HAVING SEX.

AND THAT'S DISTURBING. MY KIDS ARE IN THE NEXT ROOM.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OFNASTY STUFF SHE'S SCREAMING OUT.

SO I PUT A COUPLE OF THOSEDIGITAL AUDIO TAPING DEVICES IN.

AND WHAT A MOUTH ON THIS LITTLE WHORE, UNBELIEVABLE.

BUT SHE'S 19.I DON'T WANNA FIRE HER.

THAT'S A TRAUMATIC THING TO HAPPEN AT THAT VULNERABLE AGE.

SO YOU KNOW I'M JUST LOGGING THE TAPES.

- KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS. - [LAUGHTER]

AND YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT ON MY WEB SITE,

My-BabySitters-Gotta-Have-It. IT'S LIKE $50 BUCKS A MONTH.

- BUT REALLY...- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I'M SPEECHLESS.

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