Dave Attell, Natasha Leggero & Judah Friedlander Burn Jeff Ross

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 01/15/2013
  • Views: 4,602

Dave Attell, Natasha Leggero and Judah Friedlander are ready to burn the sh*t out of this place. (2:19)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> PLEASE WELCOME MY FRIENDS,

DAVE ATTELL, THE WORLD

CHAMPION JUDAH FRIEDLANDER,

AND OUR NEXT VICTIM, NATASHA

LEGGERO.

LET'S HEAR IT.

>> I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT

THEM ATTACKING ME, BECAUSE

THAT WOULD INVOLVE RUNNING.

>> JUST IN CASE ANYTHING

HAPPENS, I GOT YOUR RAPE

WHISTLE.

YOU LIKE YOUR WHISTLE?

>> I'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF

THESE.

>> BLOW IT.

>> WOW, NO WONDER YOU'RE

SINGLE.

[LAUGHTER].

>> ALL RIGHT.

LET'S START THIS.

>> VERY NICE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> YEAH.

NOW NO DOGS WILL RAPE YOU.

[LAUGHTER].

>> JUDAH, YOU'RE A WORLD

CHAMPION HOW MANY YEARS NOW?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH.

>> WHAT COLOR ARE YOU

WEARING, RED WAY AND EW?

>> THESE ARE AMERICAN COLORS,

JENNIFER AND ACCORDING TO

YOUR STATEMENT, YOU HATE

AMERICA.

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I LOVE AMERICA.

I LOVE AMERICA.

>> WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE

A RUSSIAN HIT MAN WHO GOT

LAID OFF BECAUSE HE WAS TOO

FAT?

WHY?

WHY, JEFF?

>> OH, MY GOD.

HOW DARE YOU?

>> LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

THE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS

I LOOK GLASSES IS SO I'LL

NEVER LOOK LIKE YOU.

>> IS THAT BROWN ON YOUR

HAT?

>> YES, IT IS JEFFREY.

>> IS THAT BECAUSE YOU DATE

A LOT OF BLIND WOMEN?

>> I ACTUALLY HOOKED UP WITH

A BLIND CHICK.

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I CAME ALL OVER HER FACE,

AND SHE CAN SEE NOW.

I HAVE MIRACLE SPERM.

>> THIS IS WHAT'S GREAT

ABOUT THIS SHOW.

NEVER HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE

FROM THE CAST OF SWAMP

PEOPLE TAKE ON EDDIE.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR

HAIR.

WHICH FOUNDING FATHER DON'T

YOU LOOK LIKE?

>> DAVE, YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU'RE LIKE AN UP FIRE ON

VACATION.

>> I'M EXCITED, MAN.

THIS IS GOING TO BE BURNY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE --

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