Stephen Lynch - Grandfather

  • Season 12, Ep 1
  • 01/10/2008
  • Views: 16,695

Grandfather -- die! (2:38)

NOW THIS IS ANOTHER SONGFROM MY HEART,

AND THIS ONE I WROTE WHEN MYGRANDFATHER TOOK ILL RECENTLY,

- AND AH--- [CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

YOU'RE APPLAUDINGMY GRANDFATHER'S ILLNESS,

- YOU SICKO'S!- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

♪ WHEN GRANDFATHER DIESLIFE WILL BE STRANGE ♪

♪ WHEN GRANDFATHER DIESMY WHOLE WORLD WILL CHANGE ♪

♪ WHEN GRANDFATHER DIESI'LL SCREAM AND I'LL YELL ♪

♪ CAUSE I'LL BE[BLEEP] RICH AS YELL ♪

♪ SO, GRANDFATHER DIEDON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE ♪

♪ OH, GRANDFATHER COUGH UPTHAT INHERITANCE ♪

♪ OH, GRANDFATHER DON'THOLD ON ANOTHER DAY ♪

♪ I LOVE YOU TO DEATHBUT I GOTS BILLS TO PAY ♪

♪ A STROKE WOULD BE NICEDISEASE WOULD BE COOL ♪

♪ I'LL SCATTER HIS ASHESIN MY NEW SWIMMING POOL ♪

♪ I'LL JAM WITH THE STONESI'LL DINE WITH THE QUEEN ♪

♪ NOW WHAT SAYWE UNPLUG THAT MACHINE ♪

♪ GRANDFATHER DIEBEFORE THE FISCAL YEAR ♪

♪ OH, GRANDFATHER IWISH KEVORKIAN WHERE HERE ♪

♪ OH, GRANDFATHER FLYJUST TAKE YOUR FINAL BOW ♪

♪ GRANDFATHER DIEFAMILY HATES YOU ANYHOW ♪

♪ FOR GOD SAKES YOU MUST BEAS OLD AS THE SUN ♪

♪ YOU'RE SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERIS ONE ♪

♪ YOU'RE DEAF, DUMB AND BLINDAND AN AMP-U-TEE ♪

♪ YOU DONATE YOUR BLOODEVERY TIME THAT YOU PEE ♪

♪ YOUR ARTHRITIS ACTS UPWHATEVER IT RAINS ♪

♪ YOU'RE SO OLD YOUR PENISHAS VARICOSE VEINS ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU DIE, GRANDPAWHY MUST YOU FIGHT ♪

♪ YOU OLD MOTHER-[BLEEP]

♪ JUST WALK TOWARDTHE GODDAMN LIGHT ♪

♪ WALK TOWARD THE LIGHT,OLD MAN ♪

♪ IT'S ALL OVER NOWMY GRANDDAD IS DEAD ♪

♪ A MYSTERIOUS BLOETO HIS WRINKLED OLD HEAD ♪

♪ BEFORE I COLLECTA SMALL OVERSIGHT ♪

♪ BUT EVERYTHINGSHOULD WORK OUT ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL START WORKING ONMY GRANDMA TONIGHT ♪

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

THAT'S FOR YOU, BUDDY.

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