Lewis Black - Hillary Clinton's Mistake

Lewis Black: Black to the Future Season 1, Ep 1 10/07/2016 Views: 16,226

If Hillary Clinton had done one simple thing, Lewis Black is pretty sure people would like her a lot more than they do. (2:56)

(audience applauding)

- And then there's Hillary Clinton.

Who's had so much shit thrown at her

during the course of herlife that there's no way

she couldn't get the smell off.

There isn't.

I mean, I've traveled the country,

people don't like her.

They don't.

And I don't think it hasto do with the nonsense

of that she's a criminal.

I think that's just repeating, repeating, repeating.

And she (mumbling).

(audience laughing)

I think it's the fact that she's been in our face

for a long (bleep) time.

I'm serious.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

And it's made a lot ofpeople unhappy with her.

She never went away.

She never went away.

She's always been there.

She is, for many Americans, that woman in the carpool.

(audience laughing)

That every morning,

the guy sits there drinking his cup of coffee,

and thinks, "I can't believe I gotta pick her up again!"

(audience laughing)

She never went away.

She was the First Lady.

And then afterwords, shesnuck into our state.

(audience laughing)

I don't know what these people are bitching about,

she snuck in here.

And the next thing you know, Holy (bleep),

she's the Senator from New York.

And she spent six years doing that.

And then, she said "I'm running to be President."

And she lost.

Now at that point, anybody who loses the Presidency

hides somewhere, they go away,

everybody (bleep) knows that.

Nixon, went the (bleep) away.

And then when he came back, people went,

"(bleep), he wasn't so bad."

(audience laughing)

You leave.

Nope, not her.

She became the Secretary of State.

And then, she finished up that and said,

"I'm gonna run to be President again."

(audience laughing)

There is a good chance she's bipolar.

(audience applauding)

So you have a choice now about who you want to date.

Either the bipolar carpooler or Orange Julius Caesar.

(audience laughing)

Happy Voting.

(audience applauding)