(cheers and applause)
After almost 3,000 years,
the Chicago Cubs are finallyplaying in the World Series.
-(laughter) -As you know,Chicago isn't just a city.
It's also a band,and that band-- Chicago!
(brass plays Chicago's"25 Or 6 to 4")
-So, as far...-(laughter)
-Chicago!-(brass plays "25 Or 6 to 4")
All right, good. All right.
As far as I'm concerned,
baseball and bandscould not be more related.
That is why tonight's hashtagis #BaseballBands.
Examples might bePitbull Pen,
or Guns N' Pete Roses,
or Yogi Berra Naked Ladies.
I want to put 60 seconds...
-Chicago.-(brass plays "25 Or 6 to 4")
Nice. All right.I'm gonna put...
They... just, like, a good...
You want a horn section,they (bleep) got it. Chicago.
-(brass plays "25 Or 6 to 4")-Yeah.
You know, I like '70s rock,but I need more horns.
-Chicago's got you covered.-(brass plays "25 Or 6 to 4")
Yeah! Let's put 60 secondson the clock starting now.
-Mary Lynn.-Bottom of the Nine Inch Nails.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.Very good. -(laughter, applause)
-Koechner.-Strike Three Doors Down.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter, applause)
-Mary Lynn.-Uh, Chuck Berry Bonds.
-HARDWICK: All right. Points.-(laughter, applause)
-The Who's On First. -(applause)-All right. Very good.
-Brandon.-Oriole Dirty Bastard!
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-Yes. -(laughter, applause)
-Mary Lynn.-Three Drakes and you're out.
-HARDWICK: Points.-(laughter and applause)
-Brandon.-Marky Mark McGwire.
All right, points.
-The Chicago White Stripes.-(brass plays "25 Or 6 to 4")
I'm so glad that's a thing now.Uh, Brandon.
-Cincinnati Red Hot ChiliPeppers. -All right, points.
-RAJSKUB: Oh.-(applause and cheering)