And, uh, I was justrunning late.
I was an hour latefor something.
I couldn't find any cabs,
and I finally seeone cab coming.
And there's White Preciousgetting my cab.
But I didn't call herWhite Precious for that.
I went up to her,and I go, "Excuse me, miss.
"Do you think we couldshare this cab?
"Like, I'm really desperate,and I'm late,
"and I'll pay you for your ride,wherever you got to go.
I just got to getto where I'm going."
And then thisis her exact reaction.
"Oh, my God,get the [bleep] away from me!
Help! Help me! Help me!Somebody help me!"
I'm doing exactlywhat she did.
Like, if you were beingsexually assaulted
in broad daylighthow you should yell,
'cause I asked to share a cab.
And I didn't call herWhite Precious for that, okay?
The first thing I did
was check to seeif my dick was out
just to be--just to be extra--
like, before we start yelling"White Precious" at people,
maybe your penisis on the outside
of your pants,and that's why you can't--
If everybody's yellingand there's no cabs for you.
"Miss, please,I'm desperate.
"I'll pay any amount of moneythat you want
if you would just let mecram in there."
Yeah.So it was in my pants.
I go,"Shut up, White Precious!
"Nobody's coming at youin a sexual way.
What am I, your dad?"
That is a direct--
I'm telling youa real quote from me.
Yeah, I said that,and then--and she goes,
"If you don't stopharassing me,
I'ma call the police."
I go, "Call a cop right now.
"I want to see a cop's facewhen you tell him
"that I attempted to scaleand rape you.
"I want himto write that on--
"I want him to take out a pad
"and have to write thatwith a straight face,
"that, in broad daylight,
"I thoughtI'd throw it all away
"and tackle a dump truckand lift up its flannel shirt
"to find a [bleep] opening.
"Call a cop.I'll wait.
"I'll wait.Call a cop.
Go ahead, call a cop."
I take it too far sometimes.
Way overboard with that.