Antichrist

- THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL BABY.HIS NAME IS DONNIE.

- AWW!- WHAT A PRETTY NAME!

- THANKS.I GOT IT OUT OF A BOOK.

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TOGO THROUGH THE OTHER BOOK.

- "BACARDI, LISTERINE,ARUGULA."

- OH, THERE'S MY SHOPPING LIST.[laughs]

NOW CONNIE,I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS,

BUT FEDERAL GUIDELINES DICTATE

THAT I DON'T HAVETO LET YOU BREASTFEED AT WORK

UNLESS YOU GOT A REAL SWEET SETOF MILKIES.

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOOBS?

- BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU ALSOHAVE A BACK SET?

- AHH! ANTICHRIST!ANTICHRIST!

- THIS IS GOING TOO FAR,DENZEL!

- THAT BABY'S EVIL.I'LL PROVE IT!

- HOW?- THROUGH SCIENCE.

[cocks gun]

IF I SHOOT IT IN THE FACEAND IT LIVES, IT'S THE DEVIL.

- OKAY! OKAY!

SHOOT ITIF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP.

- NO!

I THOUGHT YOU WEREMY FRIEND, DENZEL!

HOW COULD YOU SAY THOSEHORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT MY BABY?

[crying]

- IT'S JUST A BABY, DENZEL.

- THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.YOU REALLY UPSET CONNIE.

- NEXT TIME DON'T HESITATE.AIM FOR THE FONTANELLE.

- ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH WITHTHE BLACK BABY NAMES.

I GUESS I SHOULD APOLOGIZETO CONNIE AND DONNIE.

- LEAVE THE GUN!- FINE!

CONNIE, I'M SORRY...

- [snoring]

- UH, DONNIE, I'M NOT GOODAT THIS APOLOGY STUFF, BUT...

I'M SORRY I SAIDYOU WERE THE ANTICHRIST.

MAYBE WHEN YOU GROW UPA LITTLE, YOU AND I CAN--

- [demonic voice]APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

- OH, THANKS, DONNIE.YOU'RE PRETTY COOL.

WAIT, YOU CAN TALK?

- DENZEL, I'M GOINGTO RIP OUT YOUR DICK

AND FEED ITTO THE DEMONS OF HELL!

[growling]

- [screaming]