Andy Kindler - Mother Visit

Jimmie Walker & Andy Kindler Season 1, Ep 0141 02/24/1992 Views: 1,294

Andy and his family all talk the same way. (1:23)

$8.50 IN A THRIFT SHOP,$8.50 IN A THRIFT SHOP.

AT THAT PRICEI CAN AFFORD NOT TO LIKE IT!

( laughter )

THANK YOU.

I'M OFF TO A HOT START!

THEY PUT MY INITIAL ONSTAGE,A FOR ANDY.

HOW DO I COME UP WITH THOSE?

OKAY.

OH...

HAVING A GOOD TIME?

I'M FROM NEW YORK CITY,ANDY KINDLER.

MY ENTIRE...

( applause )

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

I'LL TAKE APPLAUSE FOR ANYTHING,I REALLY DON'T CARE.

MY ENTIRE FAMILYTALKS LIKE THIS--

( speaks in nasal monotone )

MY MOTHER VISITED ME

WE WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO,VERY NICE.

"ANDY, I ENJOYED SAN FRANCISCO

"THE HILLSI COULD HAVE LIVED WITHOUT

BUT THE PEOPLE WERE COURTEOUSAND WELL-KEPT."

( laughter )

MY MOTHER HAD A TOUR BOOK--

"ANDY, DID YOU KNOWTHAT SAN FRANCISCO

"WAS THE FIFTH LARGESTTEXTILE MANUFACTURER

"IN THE EARLY 20th CENTURY?

"ANDY, I WANT TO VISIT SAUSALITO

"A SMALL FISHING VILLAGE NORTHOF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

"GATEWAY TO LOVELY MARIN COUNTY.

VERY NICE!"

MY MOTHER IS READING THE MENUIN A RESTAURANT

SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, SHE GOES,"ANDY, YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

HOW ARE THE FAJITAS?"