Twitter's Number One Pickup Artist

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Lauren Ash, Nico Santos and Colton Dunn share pickup lines from awkward Twitter user Steven "Stingray" Ray. (2:24)

-This is human Snapchat filter,Steven Stingray Ray. -Oh!

Stingray has a Twitter accountwith over 23,000 followers.

What does he give advice on?

A: Mustache grooming?

B: Mustache growing?

C: Picking up women,AKA mustache riding?

(laughter and groaning)

-(applause)-Aah.

Anyone got any guesses?Nico.

I want to say mustache growing.

Mustache growing?

You will be pleasantly surprised

to find out the correct answeris actually "C."

(laughter, groaning)

I thought I would lightenthe mood a little bit

-and give you my pickup linenumber four... -ASH: Oh.

...so that you guys can continueon and have a great Monday,

uh, from the pickup line thatI'm about to throw at you.

Hey, baby, is there a mirrorin your pants?

'Cause I can suresee myself in 'em.

Baby, please let me bethat mirror!

-See ya. -(laughter, groaning)-HARDWICK: See ya.

-See ya.-HARDWICK: See ya.

-(applause and cheering)-Uh...

Wait a minute.

You mean there are three other pickup lines of such quality?

So, basically Channing Taterhere sets up the...

(laughter)

...sets up the pickup line,

prepares you to hearsaid pickup line,

says it, overexplains itand then peaces out.

Uh, pickup line coming.

Heaven must be missing an angel

'cause I sure would liketo (bleep) you. So long.

(laughter and applause)

Uh...

But, but I wantto say something.

I'm not gonna bust on this guy

for being brave enoughto talk to women,

or at least being brave enough

to talk to his cell phonein a parking lot.

In fact, I'm actuallya little jealous.

I didn't have any kind of gameat all.

Uh, comedians, what are someother pickup lines

you might hear from Stingray?

Colton.

Somebody better issuean AMBER Alert,

'cause I'm gonna kidnap you.

(laughter)

(cheers and applause)

See ya!

In my basement!

(cheers and applause)

Lauren.

Ladies, make no mistake,this is not a sunburn.

My cheeks are red because I eat(bleep) all month long.

HARDWICK:All right, points.

-Straight through, straightthrough. -(cheers and applause)

-HARDWICK: Drop it, yeah.-Drop the mic.

(applause)

ASH:Buh-bye.

-It gets in there, you know?-Oh, okay.