I Got a Big One

  • Season 3, Ep 14
  • 02/06/2013
  • Views: 11,210

Adam, Blake and Ders all find different ways to interfere with a football game. (3:10)

OH, MAN, I WAS JUSTLAUGHING TO MYSELF, JERRY,

BECAUSE I WAS JOKINGABOUT BETTING MY 'VO,

AND I THOUGHT MAYBEYOU THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS.

- WHAT?- YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

- I WAS JOKING, MAN.

- YEAH!

[cheers and applause]

- BELK JUST TOOK THE FIELD!

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,NUMBER 33,

BILLY BELK!

all: BILLY! BILLY! BILLY!

- LOOK AT THE FOOTBALL DANCE.

LOOK AT THATTOUCHDOWN DANCE.

[cheers and applause]

- LET'S HEAR ITFOR HIM!

[cheers and applause]

- HEY, UH, REMEMBER...

HOW I WAS JOKING?

UH, I WAS JOKINGABOUT JOKING.

SO BET IS DEFINITELYSTILL ON.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.DO YOU GUYS WANT A MOUNDS?

all: BILLY! BILLY! BILLY!

- BILLY, YOU SHOULDREALLY BE IN THE HOSPITAL.

BUT, BY GOD, I'M GLADYOU'RE HERE WITH US!

NOW, GET OUT THEREAND BRING THIS ONE HOME!

GO, BILLY! GO!

[cheers and applause]

- ALL RIGHT, BILLY!

LET'S MAKE SURE YOU DON'TFUMBLE THE BALL!

[applause]

- [growling]

- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE HANDING ITOFF TO YOU, BILLY.

DO YOUR THING.GOT IT?

- UH...

BLOWJES.

[chuckles]

- SAME OLD BILLY.

READY? RIGHT!

- AGH! GRR.WHOO!

- FIRST AND TEN,RC SOUTH.

[indistinct chatter]

- LET'S GO, BILLY!

- [grunts and squeals]

- SET! RED 30!

- ALL RIGHT. COME ON,COME ON, COME ON.

- HUT![players grunting]

- WHOA![bleep].

[grunts]

- HO HO HO HO!

- BILLY BELKTACKLED FOR A LOSS.

- GOOD EFFORT!- SECOND AND 23.

- WE'RE LUCKYHE DIDN'T FUMBLE!

- GET OFF THE FIELD,LITTLE BOY!

- OH, MAN.

- I'M A STAR, I'M A STAR,I'M A STAR, I'M A STAR.

I'M A BIG, BRIGHT,SHINING STAR.

[whistle blows]

all: BILLY! BILLY!BILLY! BILLY!

BILLY! BILLY!

[applause]

[dramatic music]- SET! HUT!

[players grunting]

- FUMBLE IT!BILLY, FUMBLE!

BILLY, FUMBLE!

[triumphant music]

- [sound slowed]I'M MORE THAN A MASCOT, DAD!

[cheers and applause]

- WHOA!- WHAT THE--

- OH, MY GOD,DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?

- I'M TRYING TO KEEPMY CAR, MAN!

- ANDERS.- WHAT THE HELL?

- WHAT'S UP, BILLY?

- WHAT?- WHAT? WHO IS THAT?

- THAT'S THE REAL BILLY.

- HEY! HEEEY!

[crowd cheering and jeering]HEY, YEAH!

I GOT A BIG OL' DICK!YEAH, BABY!

H-U-G-E!

WHO'S GOT A BIG DICK?ME!

BLAKE! REMEMBER ME?

YOU SAID I HAD A SMALL ONE.I GOT A BIG ONE1

- HEY!- WHOO! WHOO!

OH!- STOP!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- HELP ME!

- MEET AT THE 'VO!MEET AT THE 'VO!

MEET AT THE 'VO!AAH! 'VO!

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